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'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'
'Your company raised the red flag when you purchased the super duper paper shredder.'
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"Gentlemen, when I consider the mess we've made of this company, I can only commend our foresight in not investing any of our own money in it."
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'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'
"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
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'...the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'
"The secret to shorting is to be the shorter, not the shorted."
'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'
'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'
'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'
"What this company needs is a big infusion of money...this of course is for my own personal use."
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'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'
'And now I would like to depart from my prepared text...'
Dunlop and Crowel: Disinvestment Counselors
'What's this I hear about you going long?'
"Can you increase its range?"
'Good thing I'm wearing my adult diapers.'
"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
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"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it
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'Unfortunately, this, here, is still a mystery.'
'If that doesn't set your tail to wagging, nothing will.'
'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'
'You save money by trading online, but in rough times, who will hold your sweaty hands?'
'Find out if that was a computer glitch or a market glitch?'