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Slinkies Climbing Upstairs To Spawn.
Tags:slinky, slinkies, toy, toys, spring, springs, spawn, spawns, spawning, spawning season, spawning seasons, children's toy, mating season, mating seasons, children's toys, wildlife, wild-life, natural habitat, natural habitats, wildlife documentary, salmon, salmon run, salmon spawning, salmon runs, salmon spawn, salmon spawns
"Two months with this and they blow their preschool entrance exams right out of the water."
Tags:parents, parenting, parent, mothers, mother, mum, mums, mom, moms, pre-school, preschool, pre-schooler, pre-schoolers, preschooler, preschoolers, tiger mom, tiger moms, tiger mum, tiger mums, child, childhood, children, achievement, achievements, pushy mom, pushy moms, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, exam, exams, examination, test, testing, tests, toy, toys, child's toy, children's toys, educational toy, educational toys, education, early education
Working On Silly String Theory.
A jack in the box pops out on the operating table.
Tags:operating table, operating tables, operating room, operating rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, jack-in-the-box, toy, toys, children's toy, children's toys, surprise, surprises, surprising, caught off guard, off-guard, unprepared, startle, startles, startling, startled, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, wind-up toy, wind-up toys, scare, scares, scaring
Tags:spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, play on words, word play, word-play, putty, toy, toys, children's toys, kid, kids, child, sociopath, sociopathic, tempt, tempting, tempted, game, games, toys and games, smart, influence, good influence, sad, emotion, emotions, emotional, personification, personify, personified, personifies
Giant train on a boy's train set.
'Between going to school, doing my homework, taking piano lessons, and watching TV I'm too busy to spend quality time with my doll.'
'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'
Attack of the 50ft Peeps!
'Buddy! I'm home!'
Constructing your own prison!
A little known fact is that the spring chicken and jack in the box are actually closely related. . .
'I'm moving Saturday, can I borrow your dolly?'
"Nevermind that; just get me a beer."
Debts stacking up.
Tags:debts, debt, stack, stacks, stacking, stacking up, stacked up, block, blocks, children's toy, children's toys, cost of a child, cost of children, childcare, childcare cost, childcare costs, grow, grows, growing, budget, budgeting, household, households, finance, finances, financial, banknotes, coins, illustration, currency, cubes, illustrations
"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."
Toys for Tots
Tags:toy shop, toy shops, toy store, toy stores, toys, toy, kids toy, kids toys, childrens toy, childrens toy, kids' toy, kids' toys, children's toy, children's toys, parent, parents, parenting parenthood, new parent, new parents, kid, kids, children, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, tot, tots, trade, trading, trade off, trade-off, barter, bartering, exchange, exchanging, upsell, upselling, up-sell, up-selling
"I see Mom has been driving your remote control cars."
"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."
"You're always treating me like a baby."
Tags:snakes, treating, treatment, reptiles, pythons, rattle snake, desert, rattlesnake, rattlesnakes, rattler, rattlers, rattle snakes, rattle, rattles, baby, babies, infant, infants, children's toy, children's toys, childrens toy, childrens toys, python, shoddy treatment, infantalize, infantalizing, infantalise, infantalising, condescend, condescends, condescending, condescension
Recycling depot...must-have children's toys.
Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'
'I haven't had so much as a hug since she took up blogging.'