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"Sorry about that resumé. I haven't had much call recently for words or math."
"Do you know anything that reflects the current job market?"
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"Miss Gaines, send in someone who reminds me of myself as a lad."
Career Paths Inc.
"It's a fine résumé, but the best I can offer you right now is a cameo in accounting."
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'All I know is that we found him on Monster.com.'
"Gotta run, Peter. A new client is on his way up."
'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'
"We're looking for accounting resumés which scream, '…Hire me! I'll playalong'."
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"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"
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'When I asked 'whether you thought you could bring the team with you'? I didn't mean to our preliminary confidential off-the-record exploratory chat!'
"My leaving Wilkins & Jennings was perfectly amicable. They felt that I should be fired, and I agreed."
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"I see by your resumé that you're my daughter's kitty."
"Do I want the job? Huh, I never thought about it like that."
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"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."
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"Tell me more about the years you spent in formaldehyde at Area 51."
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"Mr. Lartsek is ready to see you now. Would you like a moment to pucker up?"
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"You don't look like a Dave."
"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."
"Wilkins, this is Cosgrove. All our offices are now double occupancy."
Where are the jobs?
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"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."
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"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."