Big Businesses Cartoons and Comics

"Let's see if we can't make an end run around basic human decency."

"You can't legislate morality, thank heaven."

Merger at 28th and Lex

"Someday, son, all this will belong to Bill Gates."

Shop Local

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"Who's your daddy corporation?"

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"That's what comes from being a multinational. The company picnic will be in Tierra del Fuego."

"Instead of bonuses this year let's cut down a tree in each Employee's name."

'I know Pasteur didn't work under these conditions, but Pasteur didn't have fifty companies trying to steal his trade secrets.'

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

"Oh man. You're buying toilet paper on amazon? way to support an evil billionaire and his draconian labor practices."

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"The Old Abbey? - Sure...turn left at Costa Coffee; carry on down past Costa Coffee; cross the road outside Costa Coffee..."

Fortune 500 Earnings

"This is the latest drug on the market, Mrs Watts, it will benefit me, benefit the pharmaceutical company and it might even benefit you."

'It started with enlightened self-interest and then spread to greed.'

"It probably isn't going to pacify them, Chief."

'I'm a little upset because the press is spreading some nasty things about us...'

"Sincerely, the friendly folks at Amtex International."

"Chemical spill? What chemical spill? Anybody here know anything about a chemical spill?"

Tobacco Industry

'You're more than just a number to us, Hawkins, we see you as a real person...one with a poor work ethic and a tendency toward insubordination!'