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'Who vetted that leader?'
"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."
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"Anthony Houserman, I've found, is a fairly reliable barometer of the market."
'If it's any consolation, our lack of business innovation will be the subject of analysis in some of the finest M.B.A. programs in the country.'
"Mr. Happy wants to remind us that tragedy plus time equals comedy."
"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."
"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."
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'How is the budget forecast looking?'
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Businessman Cut Down by Monthly Reports
'What if we don't change at all ... and something magical just happens?'
'My new year's resolution was to delegate more...So I delegated managing massively increased demands with drastically reduced resources in a flat-lining economy to George.'
'We have an opening for a part-time intern, which could lead to a full-time unpaid internship.'
The first green shoots of recovery.
'And it was about here that we decided to go paperless.'
'The numbers don't look good. Ironically, there's no quick fix.'
'Last quarter's sales figures were disappointing but don't be discouraged. Let's double our efforts and remember that it takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.'
'Your sales have been so bad lately, firing you wasn't good enough.'
Wall Street: Broke and Broker.
'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'
'First the good news.'
"In the interest of increasing revenue this quarter, Evan, here, will be leading an initiative to rip off liquor stores."
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Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.
Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market
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