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Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
Tags:napoleon complex, short, short man, short man syndrome, father, fathers, fatherhood, fathers and son, father and son, son, sons, kid, kids, children, height, heights, tall, taller, tallness, self conscious, bitter, sight gag, visual gag, someday, compensate, compensating, compensation, compensates, compensated, expectation, expected, expectations, parenting, parental, parenthood, impossible standards, high standards, impossible, impossible goal, impossible goals, unattainable, unreasonable, unreasonable expectation
"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
Tags:board, boards, motion, motions, short, shorter, chair, chairs, chair legs, away, holiday, vacation, absent, absentee, missing, demote, demoted, make fun, tease, shorten, play around, joke, prank, pranks, serious, formal, procedure, procedures, board of directors, teasing, pranking, pranker, practical joke
"He seems an awful lot bigger in his movies."
Tags:movies, movie, film, films, actor, actors, short actor, short actors, short, height, short jokes, crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, hollywood party, hollywood parties, hollywood, hollywood actor, hollywood actors, famous actor, famous actors, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, taller on camera
"Here comes an out-of-print collection of short stories."
'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'
Tags:pole vault, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, pole vaulting, pole vaults, size matters, size doesnt matter, short, short pole, pole, poles, unprepared, prepared, preparation, prepares, athlete, athletes, athletics, athletic, run, runs, running, runner, equipment, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'
"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, anger, angry, missile, missiles, weapon, weapons, bomb, bombs, nuclear, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, nuclear missile, nuclear missiles, war, modern life, modern warfare, military, disarmament, nuclear disarmament, disarm, disarming, medium, short, range, ranges, abandon, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, love, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, courtship, courting, wedding, weddings, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, proposing, proposal, proposals, fiance, fiances, fiancee, fiancees, engagement, engagements, engaged, short, quick, fast, moving fast, whirlwind, first meeting, romance, romantic, introduction, introductions, soul mate, soul mates, love at first sight, falling in love, modern life
"Hey, Honey, our life cycle is too short to play hard to get."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bug, bugs, insect, insects, fly, flies, mayfly, mayflies, life cycle, life span, life expectancy, short, science, biology, mating, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, flirting, pick-up line, pick-up lines, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, playing hard to get
'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'
'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, basketball, basketballs, hoop, hoops, slam, slams, dunk, dunks, arm, arms, short, shorts, t-rex, tyrannosaurus rex, tyrannosaurus, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, triceratops, ball, balls, shoot, shoots, shooter, shooters, shooting, attack, attacks, attackers, goal, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Under the hurdles.
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, hurdle, hurdles, hurdling, hurdler, hurdlers, jump, jumps, jumping, run, runs, running, sprint, sprints, sprinting, under, underneath, short, tiny, little person, little people, height, midget, midgets, dwarf, dwarfs, dwarfism, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I think I can...'
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, player, players, nfl, short, tiny, minute, large, giants, giant, gigantic, huge, optimism, optimistic, self confidence, psyche, psyches, tackle, tackles, tackling, tackled, tackler, tacklers, boost, boosts, boosted, boosting, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."
Tags:fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion statement, fashionista, fashionistas, fashion police, style, styles, stylish, hat, hats, milliner, millinery, henri de toulouse-lautrec, artist, artists, post impressionism, post impressionist, post impressionists, art, paint, paints, painter, painters, painting, paintings, printmaker, printmakers, printmaking, short, dwarves, little people, little person, bowler hat, bowler hats, pycnodysostosis, osteopetrosis, achondroplasia, dwarfism, abe lincoln, abraham lincoln, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents
"We're only alive for one day, and you had to schedule dinner with the Hamiltons?"
Tags:dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, mayflies, mayfly, may fly, may flies, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, short, short life, lifespan, animal, animals, bug, bugs, insect, insects, talking animal, talking animals, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous
"I've had a ponytail since 1968!"
Tags:ponytail, ponytails, hair, hairstyle, hair style, hairstyles, hair styles, fashion, fashions, trend, trends, annoy, annoyed, angry, hipster, hipsters, did it first, first, style, styles, trend, trends, trendy, trending, fashionable, short, long, argument, argues, popular, popularity, before it was cool
Dear Diary: Still Marooned on the Bench...
Tags:diary, diaries, journal, journals, dream, dreams, destiny, destinies, fate, fates, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, short, shortness, shorty, tall, tallness, height, heights, benchwarmer, bench warmer, bench warmers, benchwarmers, basketball player, basketball players, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'
Tags:giant, giants, tall, short, midget, midgets, dwarf, dwarves, character building, build character, builds character, experience, experiences, team talk, team talks, basketball, basketballs, basketballer, basketballers, height disadvantage, height disadvantages, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Obviously your cane is too long."
Tags:henri de toulouse-lautrec, artist, artists, post impressionism, post impressionist, post impressionists, art, paint, paints, painter, painters, painting, paintings, printmaker, printmakers, printmaking, short, dwarves, little people, little person, bowler hat, bowler hats, pycnodysostosis, osteopetrosis, achondroplasia, dwarfism
"Look, life is nasty, brutish, and short, but you knew that when you became a caveman."
Tags:cavemen, thomas hobbes, depression, sadness, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, prehistory, hobbes, quote, quotes, quotation, life is nasty, brutish, short, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, cave men, cave man, occupation, occupations, career, careers, career choice, career choices, mankoff
"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."
'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'
"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, fly, flies, mayfly, mayflies, short, life span, life cycle, life expectancy, biology, science, pension plan, pension plans, pension, getting old, growing old, retirement, 401k, 401 k, savings, savings plan, savings plans, money, finances, personal finances, investment, investments, investing, nest egg, nest eggs
"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"
Tags:fashion, fashions, fashionable, unfashionable, fashion faux pas, old fashioned, out of fashion, khaki, khakis, khaki pants, pants, trousers, short, shorts, combat shorts, back in my day, magazine, magazines, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, style, stylish, out of style, clothes, clothing, menswear, mens wear, men's wear, mens fashion, men's fashion, mens clothes, men's clothes, mens clothing, men's clothing, what to wear, marriage, married, married life, age, aging, getting older, growing old
"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."