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"The secret to shorting is to be the shorter, not the shorted."
"I had street smarts but they weren't wall street smarts."
"Good morning! I'm the Bluebird of self-regulation."
'Relax, Mr. Edwards! Here at Mega Financial Services, we're dedicated to making the separation of a fool from his money an enjoyable experience for everyone involved!'
"Allow me to put this in term you'll think you understand."
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"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."
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Day since last indictment 63
"They have competitive rates. It's the service charges that kill you."
'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'
The Employee Lounge at Goldman Sachs
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'Looks like a lot of your assets are tied up in poverty.'
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'When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like, '401 que pasa?'
"It's great that you showed me how to get my 401K to roll over, but now it just plays dead."
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"Er...when I said I was a banker, it's more 'financial services' really."
FSA sees mortgage lenders as drug dealers says Council of Mortgage Lenders
"Other places pass the buck. We never pass the buck, we keep them all."
"The news has given me a chill - throw some more cash on the fire."
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Smith and Son Financial Services. (Son in playpen behind desk).
"Lately our focus has been trending away from people who want to borrow our money."
"Well, if it wasn't on Wall Street, where did you make your killing."
"Since when have customers been in control of their money?"
As your money advisor, I advise you to make more money.
Why there are financial planners.
'I take it your threat to leave unless you got a 30% pay increase didn't have the desired effect.'