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'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'
'Alright Billy, until your 'staccato' touch improves, we'll be having our piano lessons here at the stove.'
"Good. Now, this time, also flap our wings."
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"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"
Tags:single, singles, record, records, vinyl, vinyl album, vinyl albums, psychic, psychics, party trick, party tricks, identify, identifies, identifying, single, singles, music store, music stores, clairvoyant, clairvoyance, superpower, superpowers, music lover, music lovers, music appreciator, music appreciation, music teacher, music teachers, party, parties
"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."
Tags:eric clapton, lineage, lineages, pedigree, pedigrees, band, bands, classic rock, classic rock guitarist, classic rock guitarists, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, history, historian, historians, music history, 60s, 1960s, nostalgia, nostalgic, grandparent, grandparents, grandchild, music lover, rock, rock 'n' roll, rock n roll, rock music, rock musician, rock musicians, music teacher, music teachers
'I don't like your tone, Mr Baines.'
"For this next tune, I'm gonna need a little help from you guys!"
Tags:band, bands, concert, concerts, show, shows, music, musician, musicians, audience, concert goers, concert goer, fan, fans, guitar, guitars, bass, keyboard, keyboards, piano, pianos, drum, drums, music scale, notes, music notes, natural minor, natural minor scale, music teacher, music teachers, chord, chords, music chord, musical, harmonic, melodic, melody, harmony
'I don't understand that 'C' in music. I sing louder than anyone else.'
"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."
Tags:jazz, new orleans, jazz musician, jazz musicians, jazz music, historian, historians, music historian, music historians, music teacher, music teachers, teaching, teacher, teachers, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, style, styles, new orleans style jazz, lousiana jazz, bedtime story, bedtime stories, story, stories
'Mr Blum, the last words of 'The Star Spangled Banner' are not 'PLAY BALL!''
Bagpipe Training School - "Next time don't suck so hard."
Playing the French horn:
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'His music teacher says he has Van Gogh's ear for music.'
"I think I need to go on a diet. I'm tipping the scale."
Tags:music, musical note, musical note, read music, reading music, music teacher, music teachers, piano teacher, piano teachers, tip the scale, tips the scale, tips the scales, tipping the scales, scale, scales, musician, musicians, overweight, weight gain, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, obesity epidemics, diet, diets, dieting, impetus for change
Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.
"You have a staff infection. I'm giving you a note for rest. If you have any other major or minor interludes, we'll try other measures."
Tags:musical notation, musical notations, musical note, musical notes, diagnosis, diagnoses, doctor's diagnosis, doctor's diagnoses, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, staff, staffs, staph infection, staph infections, major key, major keys, minor key, minor keys, sight reading, music teacher, music teachers
Graduation keynote speakers.
Tags:graduation, graduations, graduation speaker, graduation speakers, symphony, symphonies, b-flat, pun, puns, musician, musicians, music teacher, music teachers, keynote, keynote speaker, keynote speakers, baroque, tune, tunes, inspire, inspires, inspiring, inspiration, music note, music notes, musical note, musical notes
"O.K., but this time with a little less feeling."
"And now, God help us all, Rachmaninoff's Concerto in C Minor."
Tags:rachmaninoff, sergei rachmaninoff, piano, pianist, pianists, concerto, concertos, c minor, difficult, difficulty, difficulty level, difficulty levels, concert, concerts, recital, recitals, piano recital, piano recitals, learning piano, beginner, beginners, hard, piano piece, earsplitting, music teacher, music teachers, composer, composers, classical composer, classical composers
Look! I'm doing it! I'm doing Jazz!
"No, no, no! We never start playing with an empty jar!"
"My teacher said I'm good at music. If that's the case, then why haven't I been offered a record contract and gone on a world tour?"
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Summer options for the young.
"We don't need to push down on the pedal QUITE so hard, Petunia."
Tags:piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, piano lesson, piano lessons, piano teacher, piano teachers, piano student, piano students, teaching piano, music teacher, music teachers, pedal, pedals, piano pedal, piano pedals, enthusiastic learner, enthusiastic learners, overenthusiastic, enthusiasm, enthusiastic, learn, learns, learning, learner, learners