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"You don't bring a fife to a gunfight."
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"We'll be paying for the prairie, the forests, and the streams with this credit card, which is just as good as—if not better than—trinkets."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, modern, modernity, finance, finances, credit, credit score, america, american, american history, native american, native americans, trinket, trinkets, plastic, culture, culture clash, clashed, clashes, play on words, word play
Mostly Identified Flying Objects
"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."
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"Nobody wants to join the club scouts."
"I went out on a limb to hire you. Dolan."
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"We're close to being reliant solely on renewable sources of outrage."
Tags:energy, energies, renewable, renewables, power, energy source, energy sources, renewable energy, outrage, outrages, modern life, technology, technologies, annoy, annoying, irritate, outraged, screen, screens, word play, play on words, pun, puns, anger, angers, environment, environmental, environmental issues, global warming, climate change, renewable energy sources, frustrate, frustrating
"It's about time they settled down and razed a village."
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One of the three kings give Frankenstein's Monster a shoulder ride
Tags:three kings, three wise men, nativity story, nativity, bringing gifts, gift, gifts, gold frankincense and myrrh, gold, frankincense, myrrh, frankenstein, frankentein's monster, shoulder ride, shoulder rides, carry, carrying, carried, mary shelley, gothic novels, nineteenth-century literature, novel, novels, pun, puns, visual pun, visual puns, wordplay, play on words
"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."
Thomas the Tank Engine. Harold the Helicopter. Bob the Crane
Tarzan Of The Cranes
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"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."
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"Young Robert Frost"
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worms, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, robert frost, the road not taken, these woods, woods, kid, kids, child, childhood
"I never think of you, as, like, old, Jack. I think of you as, like, retro."
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Tags:banana republic, republican, republicans, unstable, instability, banana, bananas, politically unstable, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, potus, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, pun, puns, word play, play on words
"It's a dead end job. But the cul-de-sac is a nice touch."
"How are the Royals doing?"
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"Diane, haven't we anyone at the state department who talks turkey?"
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, sculptor, sculpture, abstract art, environmental art, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
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