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"For kids who think they can be naughty again after Christmas, I'm the Re-Po Elf."
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Praise works best when it comes straight after the positive behaviour.
Ice cream flavors.
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"Whose level do you want to stoop to tonight, mine or yours?"
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"So when exactly is it a good time for my tantrum?"
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'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'
'To begin with, I'd like to apologise for my behavior at our recent meeting!'
Sunshine Dog Obedience School
Seeing the marriage counselor.
"I wouldn't say your son is a bad child. He's gifted at disruptive behavior."
"What do I do? I'm a high stress teacher. I mean a high school teacher."
"How about a quick espresso before school, Toby?"
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"Maybe little Jack Horner became argumentative because he was backed into a corner, leaving him no options."
"Every day it's the same. My class starts out as Sesame Street and ends up as Jerry Springer."
"Crawford, I'm getting reports of inappropriate squeezing."
'He's bitten me for the last time!'
"I don't care if you do think I'm 'dissing' you... I want you in the story corner NOW!"
Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.
"When it comes to consequences we find that making them watch 6 hours of the 'Antiques Roadshow' works wonders on behaviour."
'I presume you're the substitute teacher?'
'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'
Have you been naughty or nice?
'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'
'No Kevin, no one squealed on you. I saw your prank on YouTube.'
'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'