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The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.
One of the Dangers of Childhood Obesity
'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'
'Please put your tray table and seat in their upright and locked position... ooh! Didn't say Simon Sez.'
Caribbean Airport Security
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Mostly Identified Flying Objects
"I should stop buying shoes."
'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'
"You're violating my airspace."
How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
"It's my first time up!"
Mary Poppins sighting
"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"
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"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."
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'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'
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"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."
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A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.
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"Can I use my frequent flier miles?"
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"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."
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"At this time, we'd like to begin boarding our 'It's all about me' members."
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A superhero dog asks to be walked.
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"Oh, for pity's sake, wouldn't he be better off learning to walk first?"
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"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."
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A man in an airplane shoos away geese
"I try to do my part."
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