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"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
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"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."
Tags:satan, devil, lucifer, devil, devils, satanic, demon, demons, demonic, hades, hell, axis of evil, bush, george w. bush, iran, iraq, north korea, war on terror, cards, card, greeting card, greeting cards, stationary, anniversary, anniversaries, assistant, assistants, personal assistant, personal assistants, administrative assistant, administrative assistants, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants
"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
Tags:devil, devils, demon, demons, demonic, satan, satanic, deal with the devil, dealing with the devil, sin, sins, meeting, meetings, human resources, hr, h r, media, big business, business, corporate, political, politics, politically, politically charged, appearances, realities, reality, metaphor, metaphors, executive, executives, management, managers, big business, corporations, corrupt, corruption, corrupted, evil, evilly, evils, money, wealth, wealthy, positive image, public relations, pr, p r, pr management, spin, spin doctor, rhetoric, fake, phony, phonies, lies, fake news, critique, critical, critic
"Bring in another!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, horror, horrific, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalize, cannibalizes, cannibalizing, cannibalise, cannibalises, cannibalising, eat, eats, eating, child, children, kid, kids, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, christmas, christmas season, monster, monsters, monstrous, evil, demonic, demon, demons
"He's from Texas."
Tags:deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, religious, god, religions, religious imagery, hell, hellish, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, underworld, under world, under-world, hades, demon, demonic, horn, horns, horned, texas, texan, bigger in texas, do it big in texas, big, bigger is better, cowboy, cow boys, southern, southerners, deep south, region, regions, regional, south america, america
"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."
Number of the beast.
Tags:666, number of the beast, devil, devils, satan, demon, demons, demonic, hell, hells, heaven, heavens, ticket, tickets, que, ques, beelzebub, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, steal, steals, stole, stolen, number, numbers, beast, beasts, wait, waits, waiting, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."
Tags:satan, satanic, satanic rituals, rituals, occult, cult, cultist, lucifer, witch, witches, black magic, dark magic, demon, demons, demonology, devil, the devil, demonic, black mass, black masses, robe, robes, magic, magical, spiritual, spirit, astral, technology, tech, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile, mobiles, cell, cellphone, cell phone, cell phones, cells, call, called, butt dial, butt dials, butt dialled, serious implications, implications, wrong number, wrong, incorrect, number, pentagram, circle, pentacle
"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"
Rosemary's Baby Wipes
Tags:rosemary's baby, pandora's box, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, wipe, wipes, baby wipes, baby wipe, baby wipes, demon, demons, demonic, baby, babies, new parent, new parents, tie-in, tie-ins, movie tie-in, movie tie-ins, film tie-in, film tie-ins, diaper, diapers, nappy, nappies
"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."
"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."
Tags:loose thread, loose threads, thread, threads, string, strings, sweater, sweaters, jumper, jumpers, possessed, possession, demonic, demonic possession, demonic possessions, scare, scares, scaring, horror, horrors, halloween, afraid, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
Demon vacation company
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, visit, visited, visiting, tour, tours, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, travelling, traveling, traveled, travelled, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, demon, demons, devil, devils, hell, satan, satanic, evil, possess, possessed, possession, demon possession, demonic, exorcist, exorcism, exorcisms, booking, bookings, itinerary, itineraries, planning, planned, plan, plans, ownership, control, controlled, evil spirit, evil spirits
"It's like texting, but for dead people."
Tags:occult, occultist, ouija, ouija board, board, spirit, spirits, ghost, ghosts, the dead, dead, death, died, die, dying, curse, cursed, demon, demons, demonic, parenting, parent, parents, kid, kids, child, childhood, children, kids these days, text, texting, cell, cells, cell phones, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phones, daughter, daughters, supernatural, superstitious, superstition, superstitions, text, texts, gadget, gadgets, old world, new world, modern, modern life
"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"
Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven
Tags:devil, devils, devil-child, devil-children, horror, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, rosemary's baby, devil spawn, demon, demons, demonic, classic, classics, grow up, grows up, growing up, layabout, layabouts, couch potato, couch potatoes, lack of direction, lack of ambition, living with parents, parent, parents, millennial, millennials, shiftless, indolent, indolence
"Oh, it's just you, Frank. Dude, I was really creeped out there for a second."
'Let me get this straight - you want me to short-sell your soul?'
The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Possessed
Tags:comic book, comic books, comic, comics, narrative, narratives, quack quack, duck, ducks, diary, diaries, journal, journals, childrens book, children's book, childrens books, children's books, satire, satires, satirical, pseudo, demon, demons, demonic, possession, possess, possesses, possessing, soul, souls
The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed
Tags:comic book, comic books, comic, comics, narrative, narratives, quack quack, duck, ducks, diary, diaries, journal, journals, childrens book, children's book, childrens books, children's books, satire, satires, satirical, pseudo, demon, demons, demonic, possess, possesses, possession, exorcist, exorcism, exorcists, repo man, repo men, repossess, repossesses, credit card bill, credit card bills
The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Meets The Exorcist
Tags:comic book, comic books, comic, comics, narrative, narratives, quack quack, duck, ducks, diary, diaries, journal, journals, childrens book, children's book, childrens books, children's books, satire, satires, satirical, pseudo, demon, demons, demonic, possession, posses, possesses, possessing, exorcist, exorcists
"Hey, you're preaching to the choir."
Tags:hell, hellish, purgatory, hades, underworld, devil, devils, devilish, satan, satanic, inferno, lake of fire, soul, souls, damned, damnation, eternal damnation, afterlife, pits of hell, sin, sinner, sinners, inferno, demon, demons, demonic, condemnation, condemned, condemn, religion, christianity, satanism, preaching to the converted, wasting time, time wasting, believers, followers, worshipers, choir, chorus, groupthink
"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."
Tags:self confidence, confident, over confident, over confidence, over compensating, over compensate, president, presidents, politics, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands, maga, make america great again, build the wall, build a wall, campaign, campaigns, devil, devils, satan, satanic, evil, demon, demonic, victory, hell, hellish
'I hope you're not a lawyer or a politician. We're trying to diversify down here.'