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"This one's for me."
Tags:dedication, dedicated, dedicating, song, songs, singer, singers, singing, show, shows, guitarist, guitarists, guitar player, guitar players, guitar playing, singer-songwriter, singer-songwriters, self-satisfaction, self-satisfied, vain, vanity, performer, performance, performances, performing, live show, live shows, busk, busks, busking, busker, buskers
'Did someone call for a shredder?'
"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"
Tags:lay off, laying off, laid off, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, made redundant, firing, fired, blue, the blues, folk music, folk musician, folk musicians, guitarist, guitarists, guitar player, guitar players, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, cut, cuts, recession, financial crisis, manager, managers, boss, bosses, bad manager, bad managers, unemployment, unemployed, unproffessional
"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."
Tags:croon, croons, crooning, crooner, crooners, seduce, seduces, seducing, seduction, seductions, gypsy, gypsy guitar, guitarist, guitarists, guitar player, guitar players, wear down, wears down, wearing down, condoms, couple, couples, musician, musicians, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married couple, married couples, musical, musical talent, musical talents
"This next song is also about air-conditioning."
Tags:air conditioning, air-conditioning, busker, buskers, busking, tube station, tube stations, subway station, subway stations, underground, singer, singers, songwriter, songwriters, singer-songwriter, singer-songwriters, musician, musicians, guitar player, guitar players, inspiration, inspirations, muse, muses
"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"
Tags:dog, dogs, howl, howls, howling, moon, moons, distraction, distractions, distracting, harmony, harmonies, harmonize, harmonizes, harmonizing, harmonise, harmonises, harmonising, favor, favors, serenade, serenades, serenading, seduce, seduces, seducing, seduction, seductions, singer-songwriter, singer-songwriters, guitar player, guitar players
"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"
Tags:frog went courting, froggie went a-courting, pill, pills, sleeping pill, sleeping pills, folk song, folk songs, folk singer, folk singers, folk singing, acoustic, acoustic guitar, guitarist, guitarists, guitar player, guitar players, impotent, impotence, song, songs, wait, waits, waiting, married life, married lives
"Daddy, this is Fletcher - unplugged."
Tags:new boyfriend, new boyfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, acoustic, acoustic guitar, acoustic guitars, guitarist, guitarists, guitar player, guitar players, unplugged, father, fathers, dad, dads, daughter, daughters, parent, parents, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduces, introducing, loser, losers, first impression, first impressions, bad first impression, bad first impressions, musician, musicians
"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."
"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."
"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."
Tags:guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, guitar player, guitar players, butcher, butchers, butchered, song, songs, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, musical crime, musical crimes, criminal, criminals, defendant, defendants, trial, trials, prosecution, prosecute, prosecutes, prosecuting, murder weapon, murder weapons
"Can I exchange my air guitar for a real one?"
'Elaine, take a ditty.'
"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."
Tags:campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, fire, fires, camper, campers, camping site, camping sites, electric guitars, guitars, guitar player, guitar players, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, camping, camping out, outdoors, back to nature, off the grid, guitar, music, electric guitar
Rock the Boat.
"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."
Helium Guitar Festival
"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."
"They told me I was going places. They just never told me where."
Andy's air guitar hobby was getting expensive.
Tags:air guitar, air guitars, guitar players, guitar player, music lover, music lovers, rock music, rock music lover, rock music lovers, rock 'n' roll, hobby, air compressor, air compressors, air pump, air pumps, gas station, gas stations, petrol station, petrol stations, filling stations, pay pumps, pay pump, hobby
"I like the old you better."
Tags:the new you, guitar, guitars, guitar player, guitar players, guitarist, guitarists, hippy, hippies, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, caveman, cavemen, cave dweller, cave dwellers, early man, the stone age, neanderthal, neanderthal, prehistory