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'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'
"You called in sick yesterday, didn't you, Javier?"
'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'
"I think I'll apply for a job as Senor Beckham's eyebrow plucker..."
"It's not the gambling debts, he's just checked how much his shares are worth now."