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Thanksgiving Day Traditions
"Mom—listen to how much atmospheric pollution we produce just going to my soccer games."
Tags:carbon dioxide, co2, pollution, pollute, pollutes, carbon footprint, carbon footprints, travel, travelling, soccer, soccer games, football, football games, travels, drive, driving, drives, global warming, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, annoying, climate change, climate-change, children, child, kid, kids, environmental problems, sport, sports, unhelpful
Men's book clubs.
Tags:book, books, book club, book clubs, novel, novels, read, reading, reads, reader, readers, no sweat, watch, watching, watched, watches, watch the game, game, games, gaming, gamed, gamer, gamers, the game, football, football game, football games, baseball, baseball game, baseball gamesclose to home
'Listen, they've scored five straight goals. It's nothing personal, but I think we need someone with limbs playing goalie.'
Sexual Arena Football
"If you throw it to me I'll introduce you to my financial advisor."
"I know it's just a game, sweetie, but our entire gender's political survival hinges on the outcome."
Tags:gender stereotype, gender stereotyping, gender politics, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, football player, football players, women's football, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices, pep talk, pep talks, pep-talk, pep-talks, burden, burdens, score, scores, game, games, football game, football games, soccer game, soccer games, social problem, social problems, gender equality, gender inequality
"Mind if I put the game on?"
Tags:friend, friends, football game, football games, tv, tvs, television, televisions, game day, american football, football, footballs, football team, football teams, cheesehead, cheeseheads, hat, hats, fans, fan, fanatic, fanatics, sport, sports, sports fan, sports fans, wisconsin, sport fan, sport fans, football fan, football fans
"Whiskers! Where's your helmet?!"
Tags:football game, football games, footballer, footballers, football match, football matches, football helmet, football helmets, football kit, football kits, head wound, head wounds, football team, football teams, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, cat lover, cat lovers, protective gear, protective gears, forgetful, unprepared, preparation
'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'
Tags:team talk, team talks, timeout, timeouts, game plan, game plans, game strategy, game strategies, american football, footballer, footballers, football game, football games, coach, coaches, huddle, huddles, hokey-poky, hokey poky, distractions, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'
Tags:heads in the game, focus, focused, game, games, match, matches, football game, football games, football match, football matches, changing room, changing rooms, locker room, locker rooms, headlessness, decapitation, decapitations, footballer, footballers, coach, coaches, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'It looks like a fantasy football injury.'
'Achilles is having a bloody awful season.'
"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"
"Football takes my mind off basketball."
Tags:football, football game, football games, baseball, baseball games, baseball game, monday night football, watching the game, watching football, watching football games, football season, football seasons, baseball season, baseball seasons, sports, sports fan, sports fans, sports addict, sports addicts, sports obsessed, sports obsessed, football widow, football widows, baseball widow, baseball widows, sports widow, sports widows, tv, t.v., television, televisions, telly, wife, wives, husband, husbands, jock, jocks
"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"
'I trust you folks won't mind if I have the football on while we talk?'
"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"
Pooper Bowl Sunday.
"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"
Tags:god, st peter, saint, saints, creator, almighty, thank god, thanks, thank you, giving thanks, football, football game, football games, football stadium, football stadiums, american football, football lover, football lovers, football fan, football fans, fair weather friend, fair weather friends, left out
"Football is one long game of fetch."
In a galaxy far from our own, parents at junior sporting events behaved much as they do here.
Tags:alien, aliens, universal truth, universal truths, football game, football games, football match, football matches, soccer player, soccer players, parent, parents, sports official, sports officials, ref, refs, referee, referees, spectator sport, spectator sports, kid, kids, family life, family-life
"Well, if we're playing tackle football I'll be the coach!"