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Thanksgiving Day Traditions
"Mom—listen to how much atmospheric pollution we produce just going to my soccer games."
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'Listen, they've scored five straight goals. It's nothing personal, but I think we need someone with limbs playing goalie.'
Men's book clubs.
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Sexual Arena Football
"Mind if I put the game on?"
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'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'
Tags:team talk, team talks, timeout, timeouts, game plan, game plans, game strategy, game strategies, american football, footballer, footballers, football game, football games, coach, coaches, huddle, huddles, hokey-poky, hokey poky, distractions, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'
Tags:heads in the game, focus, focused, game, games, match, matches, football game, football games, football match, football matches, changing room, changing rooms, locker room, locker rooms, headlessness, decapitation, decapitations, footballer, footballers, coach, coaches, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'It looks like a fantasy football injury.'
'Achilles is having a bloody awful season.'
"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"
"Football takes my mind off basketball."
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"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"
'I trust you folks won't mind if I have the football on while we talk?'
"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"
Pooper Bowl Sunday.
In a galaxy far from our own, parents at junior sporting events behaved much as they do here.
Tags:alien, aliens, universal truth, universal truths, football game, football games, football match, football matches, soccer player, soccer players, parent, parents, sports official, sports officials, ref, refs, referee, referees, spectator sport, spectator sports, kid, kids, family life, family-life
"Football is one long game of fetch."
"Well, if we're playing tackle football I'll be the coach!"
"It's an old football injury. I threw my back out looking for the TV remote control."
"Let me know the next time the baby kicks."
Tags:football, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, football game, football games, rugby ball, rugby balls, rugby player, rugby players, footballs, pregnancy, pregnancies, family life, family-life, pregnant, expecting, expectant, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, baby kick, baby kicks
'But last week you said I needed to bring my best game.'
'I'm tired of you criticizing my performance. You didn't think I could hear you through the TV, did you?'
So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.