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At the world meditating championships
"Ars longa, Super Bowl brevis."
Tags:football, american football, football game, game, games, long game, long games, length, time passing, championship, championships, championship game, championship games, media obsession, media obsessions, football widow, football widows, ignore, ignores, ignoring, ignored, neglected, spouse, spouses, wife, wives
'Seven seconds flat - a new world record! ... Wait. Whoa! How ironic is that? Our champion sprained her own ankle.'
Tags:ankle, ankles, sprain, sprains, spraining, sprained, injure, injures, injury, injuries, injured, athletic trainer, athletic trainers, medic, medics, first aid, tape, tapes, first aider, first aiders, champion, champions, championship, championships, world record, world records, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."
Tags:sports, sports fans, baseball, baseball fans, baseball player, baseball players, new york, new york fan, new york fans, ny, nyc, championship, finals, playoffs, lose, loser, losers, bad dream, nightmare, nightmares, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, bedtime, parent, parents, parenthood, upset, let down, disappointed, can't win them all, game, games
'What does United have to do to win the championship?' - 'Win nine out of their last four matches.'
'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until March Madness is over before turning off my electricity?'
Conquering Fear of Heights Championships
'Left-handed or right handed?'
"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, sport bar, sports bars, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, bar tab, bar tabs, tab, tabs, settle the tab, settling the tab, bill, bills, settling the bill, settle the bill, settle, settling, pay, payment, money, owe, money owing, sport, sports, fan, fans, baseball, regular season, playoffs, play-offs, playoff season, play-off season, championship, championships, championship game, championship games
Rock Paper Scissors Championship.
"That's nothing. My mom is older than the superbowl."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family, families, age, ages, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, sport, sports, football, american football, championship, championships, league championship, league championships, comparing, comparisons, comparison, child's perspective, kid's perspective
"What's even more astonishing is it coincides exactly with the World Series."
Tags:ape, apes, chimp, chimps, chimpanzee, chimpanzees, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, champion, champions, championship, championships, hide, hides, hidden, secret, secrets, sport, sports, sporting event, sporting events, unseen, hidden world, hidden worlds, animal intelligence, intelligence, intelligent, discovery, discoveries, explore, explorer, explorers, exploration
Suddenly Evander realized why his Championship belt had felt so tight that morning,
'World championship - Tic Tac Toe'
Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.
The clean up crew after the world beat boxing championship.
I love Basketball.
Dangerous Pole Vaulting
'I'm considering a comeback...'
Tags:rip, rest in peace, comeback, come back, come backs, comebacks, return, returns, heavyweight, heavy weight, heavyweight champion, heavy weight champion, champion, champions, championship, one-time, dead, box, boxing, boxer, boxers, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."
King James and the Heat thought they could not be beat mocking Dirk Nowitzki with laughter...But James fell down and broken his crown and Dirk got what he was after!
"Today, shocking news when it was revealed that the World Staring Champion has tested positive for Stare-Roids!"
Tags:steroids, steroid, drug, drugs, juicing, pharmaceuticals, illegal drugs, cheating, sports cheat, cheater, cheaters, sports cheats, stimulants, scandal, stimulant, medicine, pill, scandal, scandalous, news conference, confession, admission, busted, arrested, disgraced, discovered, reporter, news story, liar, lying, world, championship, champion, champions, competition, competitive, athlete, athletics, staring competition, staring competitions