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"Jason, I'd like to let you play, but soccer is a girls' game."
"Enough with the vuvuzela, Dad."
Tags:vuvuzela, vuvuzelas, soccer, soccer game, soccer games, soccer match, soccer matches, football, football match, football matches, futbol, parent, parents, parenting, soccer mom, soccer moms, soccer practice, cheer, cheers, cheer on, cheers on, cheering on, horn, horns, noisemaker, noisemakers, tournament, tournaments, competition, competitions
"But I risk hurting the goalie's self-esteem if I score."
Tags:soccer, football, futbol, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, keeper, keepers, self-esteem, low self-esteem, high self-esteem, hurt feelings, safe space, safe spaces, participation trophy, participation trophies, politically correct, political correctness, score, scores, scoring, goal, goals, preserve, preserves, preserving, feelings
Football and high temperatures
"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."
"I'm not booking you, just putting a nomination in for a Best Actor Award."
"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"
How will the growing Latino population change the educational system?
Tags:baldo, latino population, growing demographic, growing demographics, hispanic, hispanics, latino, latinos, latinx, latinxs, chicano, chicanos, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, soccer, futbol, cooking, large family, large families, extended family, extended families, mandatory class, mandatory classes
"Dad, Gracie keeps throwing a soccer ball at me!"
"Hey Dad, wanna kick around the soccer ball?"
Tags:baldo, soccer, soccer ball, soccer balls, football, footballs, futbol, futbols, father-son bonding, bonding time, bonding times, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, father-son activity, father-son activities, play sports, playing sports, goof off, goofs off, goofing off, priority, priorities, family time, family times
"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."
Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."
Tags:baldo, futbol, football, soccer, football addict, football addicts, soccer addict, soccer addicts, why aren't these words in the dictionary, made up word, made up words, dictionary, dictionaries, professional sports, sports fan, sports fans, sport lover, sport lovers, soccer tournament, soccer tournaments, football tournament, football tournaments
"Are you watching these soccer games?"
"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"
Tags:baldo, study, studies, studying, futbol, football, soccer, punctuated equilibrium, equilibrium, goal, goals, score, scores, academic, academics, theory of punctuated equilibrium, evolutionary biology, biology, biologist, biologists, biology teacher, biology teachers, biology professor, biology professors, cladogenesis, genetic variation
"When I'm too busy in the best time!"
Tags:baldo, football, futbol, soccer, papa, dad, dads, father-daughter, father-daughter activity, father-daughter activities, papi, busy, too busy, busy schedule, busy schedules, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, skive, skives, skiving, stall, stalls, stalling, park, parks, going to the park, father, fathers
"Okay, feet, let's show hands you're just as good as they are."
Tags:baldo, soccer, football, futbol, throw, throws, throwing, toss, tosses, tossing, unskilled, skill level, skill levels, feet, wrongfooted, ease, easier, easiest, handball, handballs, practice, practices, practicing, practise, practises, practising, no good, difficulty, difficulties, goal, goals, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers
"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."
Tags:baldo, soccer, futbol, fútbol, football, score, scores, scoring, goal, goals, shot, shots, shooting, concentrate, concentrates, concentration, strategy, strategies, pep talk, pep talks, distract, distracts, distraction, distractions, focus, focusing, focussing, focus up, focussing up, halftime, half-time, team, teams
"The phrase is 'score,' dude."
Tags:baldo, score, scores, scoring, heckle, heckles, heckling, catcall, catcalls, catcalling, cat call, cat calls, cat calling, cheer, cheers, cheer on, cheers on, cheering on, cheering, goal, gol, goals, gols, soccer, futbol, football, commentator, commentators, romance, romantic moment, romantic moments, ruin, ruins, ruining
"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"
Tags:baldo, soccer, football, futbol, hand, hands, handball, handballs, hand ball, hand balls, substitution, substitutions, red card, red cards, sub off, subbed off, coach, coaches, soccer coach, soccer coaches, football coach, footbal coaches, overthink, overthinks, ovethinking, solution, solutions, clever solution, clever solutions, head, heads, header, headers, goal, goals
"Do you ever find it hard to concentrate on homework?"
Tags:baldo, homework, distract, distracts, distracting, distraction, distractions, football, football game, football games, soccer, soccer match, soccer matches, futbol, concentrate, concentrates, concentration, add, adhd, short attention span, short attention spans, attention, difficulty, difficulties, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, assignment, assignments
"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"
"So who are we playing today? The Giants?"
"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."
"This is outrageous! I demand to have it! Right here, right now!"