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"Of course, I was more competitive in those days."
"They're all trophies for trying."
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"Yes, the award is shaped like a pyramid, but I prefer the term Ponzi."
"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."
Tags:maiden, maidens, fair maiden, fair maidens, dragon, dragons, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, dragon slaying, medieval, fantasy, fantasy story, fantasy stories, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, expectations, social expectations, high standards, knight, knights, brave, bravery, trophy, trophies, trophy room, trophy rooms
"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."
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"Jalapeño was our first bagel to go platinum."
Tags:jalapeno, jalapenos, bagel, bagels, flavor, flavors, flavour, flavours, gold record, gold records, platinum record, platinum records, deli, delis, award, awards, bestseller, bestsellers, bestselling, trophy, trophies, trophy case, trophy cases, music business, music industry, status symbol, status symbols
Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.
Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.
'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'
Tags:online date, online dating, online dates, lie, lies, lying, liar, height, heights, head, heads, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, hunting, trophy, trophies, memento, mementos, remember, remembers, reminisce, reminisces, profile, profiles, online, on line, internet date, internet dating, close to home
"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."
"Confound it, staff knows this door's to be kept locked!"
Tags:dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, hunting, hunter, hunters, high society, rich, the rich, rich people, rich man, big game hunting, big game, big game hunter, trophy, trophies, trophy hunting, human, human head, gory, fear, horror, classic horror, shock, shocking, strange, surreal, imagery, wall, walls, mansion, mansions, haunted, haunted house, halloween
Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!
A bowling ball reading in its living room; hunting trophies with mounted bowling pins are hanging on the wall behind it.
'He wasn't a team player. Are you a team player, Watley?'
"Was this date successful? No. Do you deserve a trophy for participation? Heck yes!"
"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."
Tags:smart-alec, smart-aleck, smart aleck, smart alec, smart-alecks, smart-alecs, smart alecks, smart alecs, ponytail, ponytails, college graduate, college graduates, college boy, college boys, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, job interview, job interviews, competitive workplace, competitive work environment, boss, bosses, fire, fires, fired, firing, sack, sacks, sacking, sacked
Arc De Participation
Tags:participation trophy, participation trophies, arc de triomphe, trophy, trophies, participation, participations, monument, monuments, national monument, national monuments, soccer player, soccer players, soccer game, soccer games, football player, football players, football game, tournament, tournaments
Deer Hunter and his trophies.
"And where did you put the rest of the moose?"
"It's what he'd want, Mom—they're all together now."
Tags:taxidermy, head, heads, animal, animals, animal head, animal heads, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, hunting, hunter, hunters, shooting, shooter, shooters, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports, game hunting, game hunter, game hunters, stuffed, stuffed head, stuffed heads, death, dead, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, funeral service, funeral services, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, together in death, together at last
Moose with Hunter Trophies.
"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."
Tags:hunter, hunters, hunting, game hunter, game hunter, game hunting, shooting, taxidermy, trophy, trophies, head, heads, myth, myths, legend, legends, mythical creature, mythical creatures, unicorn, unicorns, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, endangered, extinct, extinction, environmental issues, selfish, greedy, self-centred, self-centered
A mounted fish eats a man's arm
"I didn't catch it, Haskins--I bought it. Which is precisely the point."
Tags:fishing, fish, angler, trophy, trophies, taxidermy, taxidermist, cheat, cheater, wealth, wealthy, privilege, privileged, executive, executives, big fish, decor, decoration, interior design, interior designers, furnish, furnishings, office decor, brag, bragging, boast, boasting, bluster, boss, bosses, manager, managers, class, crass, crassness