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'Are you keeping pace with spending predictions?'
'See? I told you he was real.'
'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'
'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'
It was at times like this he realised the value of a more personal insurance service.
"I can't help but feel disappointed."
"It starts earlier every year."
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"We'd be there by now in the car you know."
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Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'
"The 'Ho ho ho' thing—we get it. By Act II, I'm looking for it to have evolved."
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"Sorry, kid, but I don't whack parents."
Santa's Little Enablers
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Thank God for the flashlight app!
'Well, don't just stand there Tommy! Open it up and see what's inside!'
Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'
Santa's Early Years of Research and Development...
"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"
"And here's where we make toys for bad little boys and girls!"
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"I guess this explains why everybody has had to buy their own Christmas presents since we were kids."
"I do believe that story gets more 'n' more interesting every time I hear it, Mr. Van Winkle! Why, a natural born performer like yourself couldn't help but make a wonderful Father Christmas in this year's pageant!"
"Soon, felllas, soon."
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December 26th . . . The Returns
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"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."
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'Good news. Even though you've been spending way beyond your means, the IMF is giving you a bailout. It seems you're too big to fail.'