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'Thanks, screen saver, but I already have it in sleep mode.'
A plumber heads down to a basement to find a boy with his finger in the pipe.
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"Hang on, there's a new definition of evil."
Tags:definition, definitions, new definition, new definitions, evil, legal definition, legal definitions, new law, new laws, new legislation, legislator, legislators, super hero, super heroes, superhero, superheroes, super, supers, hero, heroes, super power, super powers, annoy, annoying, nuisance, nuisances, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals
Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas
"Your sister got another promotion."
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Superman Heads Back To The Fridge
Tags:bachelor, bachelors, life, everyday, every day, ordinary, ordinary life, normal, normal life, bachelor pad, bachelor life, hero, heroes, heroic, superhero, superheroes, living alone, lonely, alone, loneliness, single, single life, living alone, independence, independent, independently, hungry, hunger, bored, boring, boring life, bored life, modern, modern world, modern life, modern living, home alone, alone at home
"And don't try to be a hero."
'I'm beginning to think the definition of 'hero' isn't what it used to be.'
"Supermom isn't home right now - she's out fighting for truth, justice and a buck."
"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, masked, mask, masked kid, kid, kids, the kid, ride, rides, store ride, quarter, quarters, cents, cent, 25 cent, 25 cents, twenty five cents, twenty five cent, one quarter, twenty-five cents, twenty-five cent, sidewalk ride, mechanical, mechanical horse, hero, heroes, wild west hero, wild west heroes, legend, legends, frontier
"That's great, but you still have to walk more."
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Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, twitter storm, tweet, tweets, trump tweet, trump tweets, blunder, blunders, blundering, superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, film, films, incompetent trump, incompetent, incompetence
Batman getting the subway
"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."
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"I'll need a guano specimen."
Tags:bat, bats, superhero, superheroes, checkup, checkups, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, stool sample, stool samples, sample, samples, bowel movement, bowel movements, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, middle age, middle-aged, specimen, specimens, comic book, comic books, hero, heroes
The Man Who Never Had a Tax Mix-Up, Bungle, or Situation.
Tags:statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, monument, monuments, memorial, memorials, hero, heroes, tax, taxes, mistake, mistakes, mix-up, mix-ups, mixup, mixups, bungle, situation, situations, problem, problems, issue, issues, normal, ordinary, special, honor, honour, bureaucracy, government, governments
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, comic book hero, comic book heroes, monster, monsters, hulk, hunker, hunker down, self isolation, social distancing, stocking up, stock up, panic buying, panic buy, lockdown, lockdowns, locked down, spring 2020, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses
"No need to thank me, Ma'am-I would have murdered him anyways."
"And this is a crossword puzzle I'm working on."
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Whoever is driving the Dodge minivan, you left your lights on."
The Man of Steel (in retirement) hovering over the ladies' bathhouse at the sand n' surf in Boca Raton
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Superhero in need of an eye test.
Tags:eyesight, farsighted, farsightedness, bad eyesight, poor eyesight, nearsighted, nearsightedness, short sighted, long sighted, eye test, eye tests, optician, opticians, superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, accident, accidents, unprofessional, eye doctor, eye doctors, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes
"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"
Tags:superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, office supplies, office worker, office workers, offices, theft, petty theft, thief, thieves, office theft, businesses, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson
"If it's such a simple procedure, why can't we remove the kryptonite right here and now?"
Tags:procedure, procedures, surgery, surgeries, weakness, weaknesses, power, powers, superpower, superpowers, superhero, superheros, hero, heros, heroes, patient, patients, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians