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'I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.'
'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'
'We scored eight goals last week.'
'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'
Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie
'All you have to do is lie down in front of the goal.'
It was not my day.
"But I risk hurting the goalie's self-esteem if I score."
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"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"
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Saving a Heart
"I'll call you back ... the Leafs shot the puck this way."
"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."
The Goal Post-Impressionists,
'He's a great goalkeeper! Best of all he'll work for peanuts.'
"Strike or not strike?!"
'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'
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Goal keeper leaving his unifrom in goal.
'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'
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