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How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
Christmas Group Therapy.
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Thank God for the flashlight app!
"Soon, felllas, soon."
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Santa's Early Years of Research and Development...
'It looks like Reindeer!!'
"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."
'It's not only that the other reindeer laugh and call me names. They also make disparaging remarks about my body image.'
"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."
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"One side looks shorter than the other, don't you think?"
Father Christmas stuck on plane wing
Reindeer in a conga line do the limbo beneath a pipeline.
Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
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'I didn't say to hook up the 'rain gear'!'
'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'
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"Someone has to talk to him about his texting."
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"I've made a terrible mistake."
Rudolph - The Red-Nosed Influencer
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Christmas in Space
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"I'm sorry, Mrs. Claus, but nobody here fits that description…."
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"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"
Rudolph at a Traffic Light
'This is going to be a long night.'
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