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"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."
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'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'
Sports that the British excel at: Queuing.
'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'
'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'
'I don't want to sound a 'bad sport'... but I do feel she has an unfair advantage!'
'Never mind that...I want you back in the office in five.'
Hurdles with Steps
A sudden change of weather can cause havoc at sporting events.
'I'm always happy to be taking incoming fire with no available support. . . as long as I know the table tennis tournament will be well protected.'
'Let me guess, more dust in your eyes?'
'They asked me to carry it, but every time I light a cigarette I scorch my eyebrows.'
'If you're incredibly fast you might get a ticket for the men's 800 meters.'
"Well, no, we don't have a mascot, but we're the Lions."
"The 3 major networks have projected a winner..."
'Wow! They said security would be tight.'
'Disqualify him. He didn't let go.'
Pick Pocketing was so popular in London that it was included in the Baton relay.
'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'
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Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'
'I remember when you could go to a game and it didn't cost an arm and leg.'
Tags:bug, bugs, insect, insects, game, games, football game, football games, basketball game, basketball games, sporting event, sporting events, sports event, sport event, sports events, sport events, ticket price, ticket prices, arm and a leg, expense, expenses, expensive, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'It never fails. Every time we go to a game, we get stuck sitting in front of an idiot with some kind of noisemaker.'
Tags:sports stadium, sports stadiums, hobby, sports fan, sports fans, match, matches, sports event, sports evens, american football, football match, football matches, football game, football games, noisemaker, noisemakers, speaker, speakers, trumpet, trumpets, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.
'Whoa! Slow down, kids! Your mom will neuter me if I bring you home with stomachaches from eating too much of that junk.'
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, rubbish, rubbish bin, trash, trash bin, trash can, junk food, junk foods, fast food, fast foods, stomach ache, stomach aches, stomachache, stomachaches, sports event, sports events, fatherhood, fathers, treat, treats, special treat, special treats, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers