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Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'
"Well, Margaret, you're the Kelly Ripa of our little group, perhaps you can cheer us all up."
"That's where the celebrities are."
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"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."
"Tell us again about Bogie and Hepburn coming up the river."
"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."
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"To paraphrase the great Vince Lombardi, packaging isn't everything, it's the only thing."
'Take a look at the chart and tell me your pain level on a scale of 1 to 10.'
"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."
"He seems an awful lot bigger in his movies."
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"Wait. Don't look. O.K., over my left shoulder-is that God?"
"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"
"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."
The mange who would be king
"Last night my mom made us watch an old comedy with cary grant. He's funny, but he's no Adam Sandler."
Snow White and her Seven people.
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"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."
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"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."
"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."
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'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'
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It was then that Jerry realized he may have a drinking problem.