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'I am sick and tired of your constant whining about our overcrowded classroom, No.112!'
"It's only the first day, so I haven't had a chance to learn all your names yet!"
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"When I said 'small class sizes', I meant the room, not the number of students."
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'I know my math score is poor but it isn't my fault. The average class size increased by 3%, whatever that means.'
Reducing Class Size
"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."
"We should have seen it coming...As soon as they started talking about class sizes of 70, it was inevitable that they'd be looking at us next!"
"Congratulations, keep moving, please. Congratulations, keep moving, please. Congratulations..."
Tags:graduation, graduate, graduates, college, colleges, university, universities, academia, academics, higher education, degree, degrees, line, lines, queue, queues, commencement, commencement ceremony, convocation, convocations, invocation, invocations, college graduation, college graduate, impersonal, long line, long lines, long queue, long queues, state of higher education, class size, class sizes, uncaring
"I'm home early because the schools are full and they decided to let some of us go free!"
'To maximize classroom instruction, the feng shui consultant advises one student desk per classroom.'
'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'
'Technically, there are twenty eight children in my classroom, but Jimmy Quinn has multiple personalities.'
Teachers are back too.
'You'll have to admit we have a pretty low teacher-student ratio in this school. One against twenty three.'
'I don't get too far at home complaining about cubicle. My wife's cubicle has thirty four children in it.'
"With increased class sizes, I'm making more friends."
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'We're a very exclusive private school. Your son will be our only student.'
"I know class sizes are being reduced, but I didn't think classroom sizes would be reduced too!"
'Ms. Krinkle, I know the new contract promised reduced class sizes, but that doesn't allow you to vaporize students.'
'Worried about this year's class sizes?'
'Class, due to the back to basics movement, we're going to learn how to start fires by rubbing sticks and how to hunt mammoths.'
'Miss McWit, I know the new school board hasn't followed through on its promise to reduce class sizes, but really!'
We have too many students! I know. Send them home!
Catchment Area for Teachers.