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"Your daughter is a pain in the ass."
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Freshman Ronnie Klumpf wisely outfitted himself with a wedgie deterrent system.
"You just march right back in there and keep marching around and around until he sees you're good enough to put back in the marching band."
"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."
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"You were kept after school to review multiplication and division. This is not a date."
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The End of Innocence
"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."
Tags:child, children, childhood, getting old, getting older, back in my day, curmudgeon, teacher, teachers, teaching, teacher's life, school, schools, primary school, elementary school, secondary school, secondary schools, gravity, law of gravity, physics, physicists, school administrator, school administrators, principal, principals, school principal, school principals, physicists, laws of physics, science teacher, science teachers, physics teacher, physics teachers
"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."
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'Go ahead ... try to overwhelm us.'
"I don't know, but I think it has something to do with Bubba Edwards being in my class this year."
"It's an escape hatch. You know, in case summer doesn't come fast enough."
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Compulsory education is a myth. We may be compelled to teach, but very few of them are compelled to learn.
Lincoln Standardized Test Center. Formerly Lincoln High School.
The key to being a successful teacher is your ability to prioritize, organize and...multi-task.
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"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."
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"Doesn't she realize that if she assigns each of us a three page paper, she has to read almost a hundred pages?"
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"Strange!. . . . Other high schools get besieged by headhunters."
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'I started school at age six and I'm done with it at age 16. I think that after spending 62,5% of my entire life at work I've got the right to retire.'
"The swim team is really feeling those school budget cuts."
'You'd like an admission? Well it's a lousy school and been in special measures for years. . .'
"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."
Tags:baldo, rebel, rebels, teen, teens, teenager, smash the system, smash the state, smashes the state, smashing the state, learn, learns, learning, leftist, leftists, leftism, socialist, socialists, socialism, rebelliousness, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, school, high school, high schooler, high schoolers, secondary school, secondary schools
"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"
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"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."
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'The lecture hall is very large and my seat is far back. I feel like I'm in a distance-learning program.'