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'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'
"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"
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"You kids don't know know how lucky you are. I my school days, we didn't have learning experiences. We had to settle for learning."
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"Hold on, Mrs. Martin, you know that book is not on the approve curriculum!!"
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"Big deal, an A in math. That would be a D in any other country."
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'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'
'I'm not being edutained!'
'Teaching reading, writing, and arithmetic sounds like a good idea. Let me run it by an educational focus group.'
"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."
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'Welcome to our staff. Here's a curriculum guide, a roll book, and a bag of tricks.'
'Sorry, kid...that's it.'
Additions to the Rainbow Curriculum
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'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'
"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"
'We've had a hard time keeping physical education in our curriculum.'
'Reading, writing, and arithmetic? Why wasn't I told of this?'
The Problem with Government Issued Curriculum
'This is your principal speaking. There are several parents in my office who would like to speak to you about how you plan to implement the new curriculum in September. Hello? Hello?'
'Sorry son. You're not special. You've just got crap teachers.'
'I think we're being educated for failure...'
'Actually this is a very experimental college. We have no curriculum and no classes. How it works, essentially, is if you want to learn something, you go someplace and you learn it.'
For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University
"One nice thing about home schooling is you never get a teacher you don't like."
"I don't think we can approve you for homeschooling your child based on the fact that you signed your application with an 'X'."