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"My composition is called 'Mrs. Torrence Is a Big Fat Idiot.' "
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The best advice I can give a new teacher is to listen to your students with your ears and heart
"No, you may not call me Mrs. Z."
"Can you help me, Mrs. Green? This wasn't covered in any of my education courses!"
'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'
'Good morning. I'm Mr Elton. Your teacher-security guard.'
'Are you the new English teacher?' 'Yes I are!'
'Sorry about the wreaths and flowers. It's the spot where the previous teacher was finally over-powered by primary seven.'
"Good morning, children. My name is Miss Applegate. One false move and I'll kill you."
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A New Teacher's Burden
'I understand you are going to be my son's teacher this year. Let me start off by saying: I am so so sorry!'
'Good morning, class. I'm your substitue teacher, Mrs Hilda 'Old School' Crenshaw.'
'Yeah. I just texted them to you.'
'The first day of school.'
'Huh? Sorry. I was in Tahiti for a minute there.'
'I think I'm going to throw up.'
'Do you work for the government?'
'He's the new cross-eyed teacher.The headmaster has sacked him, obviously he couldn't control his pupils!'
'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'
Congratulations on your PGCE.
Newly Qualified Teacher.
A Puppet Named Juan
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"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."
"Don't be so hard on yourself. Being a teacher isn't easy."