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'I'm sorry, but I just think our lifelong friendship was built on being next to each other alphabetically, and now that I've married, well...'
'You have a friend request.'
'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'
"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."
Tags:married, married life, marriage, dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out to dinner, eating out, out to eat, fine dining, restaurants, restaurant, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, introvert, introverted, cut the crap
"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."
"This is Ted. Almost everyone I know is divorced from someone he knows."
Tags:break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, introduction, introductions, friend, friends, friendship, unlikely friendships, amicable divorce, amicable divorces
"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."
"I've never seen him pause next to anyone longer!"
A little boy appears to be riding a pool toy, but it's a creature.
"You know, when I get over my thing for bad boys, Chip, you're going to be one of the first to know."
"If you can just help me through the tough times, I can handle it from there."
Tags:tough time, tough times, rough time, rough times, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, couple, couples, help, helping, mental health, mental health problems, mental health issues, mental health disorder, office worker, office workers, corporate talk, corporate speak, hard time, hard times, work load, office jargon, jargon asking for help, sharing the load, confident, confidence, determined, determination, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."
"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."
Tags:king, kings, vengeance, revenge, enemy, enemies, frenemy, frenemies, jealous, jealousness, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, drawing and quartering, tortures, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, competitive, competitive spirit, competitive spirits, competitor, competitors, competition, competitions, royal, royals, royalty, jealous, jealousy, self-interest, self-interested, dog eat dog
"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."
"If we become friends now, in twenty years we can say we've been friends for that long."
"Have I got a girl for you!"
"I know you're one of my friends, but I'm replacing you with a follower."
"I have a bad association with people."
Tags:introvert, introverted, introverted, introverts, antisocial, anti social, anti-social, friends, friend, friendship, friendships, isolated, isolation, social isolation, socially isolated, unsociable, modern life, awkward person, awkward people, socially awkward, social awkwardness, alienated, alienation, standoffish, standoffishness
"You've got to meet Marc. Someday he's going to be the answer to a question on 'Jeopardy!' "
'They're for a friend.'
"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."
Tags:couple, couples, relationship, husband and wife, husbands and wives, romance, romantic, romantics, love, in love, support, supportive, supporting, dependant, dependence, dependency, miniature, lift up, lifting up, small person, small people, short person, short people, emotional support, friend, friends, friendship, friendships
"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."
Tags:couple, couples, marriage, married, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, friend, friends, gathering, gatherings, get together, party, parties, making fun of, teasing, joking, laughing, laughing at, laugh, laughs, laughter, not laughing at you, laughing with you, middle aged
"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, friend, friends, friendship, come out to play, peer pressure, youth, smoke, smoker, smokers, smoking, tobacco, bad habit, bad habits, starting young, permission, asking permission, health, unhealthy, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits, underage smoking, underage smoker, underage smokers, modern life, modern parenting, modern parenthood
(The Drinking Buddy System)
"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."