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The elf union is picketing Santa's House - 'Christmas just isn't the same since the union stepped in!'
'John, didn't your mom ever tell you if you had a scab you shouldn't picket cause it'll get infected.'
A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?
"So then I said to myself, 'Why should I make toys when I can make the deals to make the toys?' "
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"I can help you guys form a union."
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"What we need is a union."
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'You can't vote to unionize- you're associates, not employees!'
"I don't think we'll ever see a day when robots replace us humans."
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"It now seems the problem with unions is not the people in them, but the people who aren't. "
Hop to it! Attend your local union meetings!
"Wild Cat Strike"
"Add that union workers need not apply."
Toast labor day with union crafted beer!
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Labor day has union written all over it!"
"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."
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"Good boy...what do you want to tell us? Do you want to tell us that you're a union member?"
All non-union workers ask for and can expect is a fair shake.
Corporate open door policy: Union members come right in! Non - union - take a number!'
'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'
'While we weren't able to negotiate a raise, we did get two 15 minute periods a day where you're allowed to tilt at windmills.'
'I'm sorry but your cold seems to be non-union.'
We have too many students! I know. Send them home!
'You'd best get a move on if you don't want the entire network grinding to a halt'
Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .
'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'