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"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
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"All I'm saying is that if God created man in his own image he was a bit of a cloner himself."
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"Mr Taylor, your clone is loose again."
"I'm so glad you've called to offer me this investment opportunity because it gives me a chance to test my new telephonic death ray."
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"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"
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'Is it really necessary for you to give her vocal cords?'
"How did you become interest in science?"
"More important, however is what I learned about myself."
"That was one strange and confusing competition."
"And it should take no more than fifteen minutes for you to begin experiencing the first pleasant symptoms of arousal."
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"If anyone asks, I was trying to do this."
"Maybe, this time, I won't blow it!"
"So! How is everybody today?"
"Instead of creating life, I've decided just to establish an online persona."
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When scientists start to look like their projects.
'Hey, I thought you people were into recycling!'
"What the hell is all this?"
"God, Renny, it's the ultimate disco effect!"
"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."
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"Well, we got the grant."
After years of trying, Dr. Ra' success at creating a race of giants comes to a quick and tragic end.
"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"
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"And now, a little experiment I worked on over the summer."
Botox would be pure overkill.