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The More She LEans To Touch Her Toes, The Further Away They Get
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"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."
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Frankenstein stands on his head at yoga class.
Tags:yoga, yoga class, handstand, handstands, headstand, headstands, outdo, outdoing, outdoes, flat top, flat tops, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, upside-down, flexible, flexibility, competitive, competitive spirit, competitive spirits, competition, competitions, competitive
"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."
'This is the first time I've ever seen a geek with a pulled muscle.'
'Your first lesson is free.'
Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.
Pretzel Co: 'Tell me...why should we hire you?'
'I want you to touch your toes ten times a day.'
"I've had a lot of free time this year."
Tags:yoga, yoga mat, yoga mats, practice, practices, practicing, practise, practises, practising, free time, unemployed, unemployment, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, fire, fired, retire, retired, retiring, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, yoga position, yoga positions, job loss, job losses, flexible, flexibility
"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."
...at least I won the bet with my precosious ballet dancing Granddaughter!
"The Benefits Agency is always willing to be flexible...but only under certain limited clearly defined circumstances."
The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance
The benefits agency is always willing to be flexible,but only under certain limited, clearly defined circumstances.
'These numbers put us in a very difficult position.'
'Aptitude Testing Center.'
'Flexibility means, yesterday's nonsense is today's corporate policy!'
'When I asked if you were flexible, I metyour hours, Hicks.'
"You do yoga like a guy."
Tags:sexist, sexists, reverse sexism, reversal, reversals, reversing, expectation, expectations, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, yoga, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, yoga teacher, yoga teachers, hegemony, misandry, misandrist, gender stereotype, stereotypical, exercise, exercises, flexible, flexibility
'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'
"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."
Yogi upside down weightlifting with feet.
"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."