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'Hardly worth blowing down.'
"We're still not seeing a recovery in housing."
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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"Bad news- that's just for the lawn."
Tags:real estate, house prices, property prices, housing market, priced out, bad news, expensive, too expensive, extortionate, house price, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, for sale, house for sale, house sales, interest rates, property for sale, home ownership, home owner, home owners, home buyer, home buyers
'Property investment? Good grief, I'm not THAT clever!'
'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'
'My bubble burst!'
'Let's see, you folks need to sell your home before you buy a new one. How about waiting in the lobby for 2 or 3 years.'
Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.
The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.
"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"
"Remember the good ol' days when the house was earning more than the two of us?"
'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'
'I can't afford to move, so I'm having an extension done.'
'For sale - some assembly required.'
'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'
"Someday this cave could be worth plenty."
Tags:properties, property value, property valuation, investment, investments, property investment, property investments, neanderthal, neanderthals, cavemen, caveman, cave men, cave man, cave dweller, cave dwellers, prehistoric man, early man, stone age, the stone age, cave painting, cave paintings, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, buy to sell, real estate, house price, house prices
Mouse real estate!
Real estate: 'Sure, it's a long commute, but the price is right!'
'After reading this description you've done of our house, we've decided not to move.'
'I'm afraid I can't prescribe anti-depressants for housing gloom.'
"On the plus side, we don't have one of those toxic mortgages."
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"These days even button mushrooms are selling at 450k plus..."
Tags:property, properties, property prices, house, houses, housing, house price, house prices, property values, property boom, property price boom, property price explosion, mortgage, mortgages, estate agent, estate agents, estate agencies, house sale, house sales, property sale, property prices, toadstool, toadstools, mushroom, mushrooms, gnome, gnomes, house market, property market, property markets, housing markets, mythical being, mythical beings
Sub-prime mortgages mess.