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"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."
Tags:agent, agents, sports agent, sports agents, percentage, percentages, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, player, players, representative, representatives, greed, greedy, greediness, give it your all, giving it your all, effort, efforts, money, 110%, fee, fees, bilk, bilks, bilking, overcharge, overcharges, overcharging, surcharge, surcharges, hidden fee, hidden fees, hidden cost, hidden costs
'For an extra $25 we can set the surgical lamps on tanning mode.'
"I see there's a 10% surcharge. Why do you charge men more?"
'I'm sorry, we don't have chicken or fish. However, we do have a choice of surcharges. Would you prefer fuel, technology upgrade or new labor deal?'
"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."
Tags:vanity, vain, conspicuous consumption, dream car, dream cars, car, cars, car salesman, car salesmen, used car, used cars, used car salesman, used car salesmen, buyer, buyers, buying, salesperson, salespeople, unnecessary purchase, unnecessary purchases, purchase, purchases, chauffeur, chauffeurs, dealership, dealerships, sales pitch, sales pitches, extra, extras, addition, additions, surcharge, surcharges
'Just give me ten bucks and look at it as just another surcharge.'
'Fuel surcharge, kid.'
"I can't get into specifics about your bill - that's operational."
"I'm adding a ten percent surcharge to cover inefficiency and corruption."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, fast food, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, server, servers, cashier, cashiers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, charge, charges, surcharge, surcharges, bill, bills, pay, payment, money, total, business, company, companies, corporate, corporation, corporations, corruption, inefficiency, inefficiencies, scandal, scandals, ethics, unethical, accounting, customer, customers, passing on the cost, passing on the costs, corporate greed, greed, modern life
Christmas Joy, Peace and Goodwill.
"Now let's talk about fines and penalties."
Tags:irs, irs, internal revenue service, irs office, irs agent, irs agents, collection agent, federal tax, federal income tax, judge, magistrate, taxpayer, surcharge, referee, ref, football referee, irs tax forms, income tax penalty, penalty, fine, fines, late payment penalty, late filing, irs penalty, irs penalties
'Of course, but it's very expensive, with all that organic food, renewable energy and 5 star health care and horrendous surcharges on sin.'
'...plus a 100% fuel surcharge for buying stock in a transport company that still uses clunkers.'
'You've got to do something about your chocolate addition.'
"You're taxing my patients!"
Tags:irs, internal revenue service, irs agent, collection agent, collection agents, irs agents, tax, taxing, taxes, surcharge, medical surcharge, medical bills, medical costs, hospital surcharge, hospital costs, surgery, surgeon, md, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, physician, annoyance, annoying, annoy, quick temper, quick tempered
'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'
Tags:airplane, airplanes, flying, flight, flights, fly, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airport, airports, long flight, long flights, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, lavatory, restroom, bathroom, bathrooms, charge, extra cost, extra costs, surcharge, budget airline, budget airlines, close to home
'Have you read the surcharges list, 1% on sunglasses, 2.5% on suntan lotion, 3% on swimming trucks, no charge on trashy novels under 2oz.'
"Hey, listen! Next time you break down on a week-end, okay? I get twice the money plus weekend plus weekend surcharge and we divide fifty-fifty, deal?"
Tags:deal, deals, bargain, bargains, bargaining, dealing, negotiate, negotiates, negotiation, negotiations, surcharge, surcharges, weekend, weekends, service man, service men, repairman, repairmen, repair man, repair men, washing machine, washing machines, washer, washers, break down, breaking down, break downs, breakdown, breakdowns
"Tell me about your travel extras."
Tags:travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, hidden charges, hidden charges, hidden cost, hidden costs, hidden fee, hidden fees, customer, customers, airport security, fuel levy, surcharge, surcharges, travel extra, travel extras, travel insurance, tourist, tourists, con, cons, scam, scams, rip off, rip offs
'You overpaid, but it's not enough to cover the 'Overpayment Surcharge Tax'.'
"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."
Tags:vendors, vendor, street vendor, hot dog, hotdog, hotdogs, hot-dog, hot-dogs, snack, pollutions, pollutant, pollutants, snacking, toxic water, toxic waters, disposal, surcharge, surcharges, health and safety, health & safety, street vendors, hot dogs, snacks, food, junk food, toxic, pollution, disposal fee, chemicals, nutrition
"Wilkins here, has come up with a real gem of an idea.Why not charge our customers for actually depositing their money with us?!"
"Didn't anybody tell you about the short guy surcharge?"
Tags:irs, tax, taxes, inland revenue service, inland revenue services, internal revenue services, internal revenue service, revenue, auditing, audited, auditors, auditor, plan, volunteer, volunteers, control group, tax plan, income, money, finance, finances, financial, surcharge, surcharges, short, guy, guys, taxes, taxation