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'Sir! That alarm means the security tag is still on your new heart valve. I need to see your receipt.'
"I'm not saying this candidate wouldn't be expensive, but he's well within our budget."
Tags:elect, election, elections, budget, budgets, campaign, campaigns, influence, influential, influencing, puppet, puppets, puppeteer, politic, politics, political, candidate, candidates, purchase, purchasing, power, powerful, purchase, purchased, purchasing power, bribe, bribes, comment, commentary, critique, modern, modern world, modern life, government, governmental, cash, money is power, power is money, unconstitutional, treason
I don't care what the mileage is I can't just show up in a Toyota Prius I man, c'mon, Lorraine - I'm Captain Freakin' America for cryin' out loud
'I'd like to buy a vowel.'
Tags:old man, old men, getting old, getting older, sight loss, loss of sight, glasses, spec, specs, spectacles, spectacle, purchase, purchases, purchasing, purchased, vowel, vowels, eye test, tests, test, eye, eyes, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, doctor, doctors, eye doctor, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."
'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team,,,'
Eeny, meeny, miny, mo...
Fairytale procurement disasters
"When I hired you to improve our procurement process I was expecting more than go faster stripes on the strategy document!"
Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.
'Pick a card, any card.'
Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day
'Enough EBAY already!'
Tags:business, company, companies, corporation, corporations, merger, mergers, business merger, business mergers, merging, takeover, takeovers, combining, combination, combinations, consolidation, consolidations, consolidating, foreign, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, japan, japanese, flag, flags, stars and stripes, cross-border, hinomaru, international, economy, economies, money, purchase, purchases, purchasing
"We'd both have to make sacrifices, like food, hot water,footwear,electric appliances..."
Inappropriate Use of the Word 'Just'
'Should you buy or lease your first wheel?'
'I absolutely refuse to sign anything which requires a microscope and a stepladder to read it!'
'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'
Hey! What part of 'Buy Something' don't you understand?
Automatic check out
'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'
"Do you feel like you've been backed into a corner?"
Tags:corner sofa, corner sofas, sofa, sofas, couch, couches, buying, buy, buys, purchase, purchases, purchasing, shop, shopping, shops, sales, salesman, salesmanship, salesperson, sales man, sales men, sales person, salespeople, sales people, commission, commissions, selling, corner, cornered, trap, traps, trapped, backed into a corner
"I'm starting to see that you and I have a different understanding of the term 'green procurement' Briggs..."