Wine Lists Cartoons and Comics

The wine and water lists.

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"

"The house of Chardonnay, sir - it's a young wine and a bit fruit forward."

"I'd like a Merlot, nothing pretentious,just something 'avec un petit de je ne sais quoi!'"

"And don't try to pull the old 'good wine steward, bad wine steward' routine."

"Yes, sir. The prices are given on request. However, all requests must be in writing."

'Your House Wines seem rather pricey - d'you have any Bungalow Wines?'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'What wine goes well with a limited expense account?'

"Do you have ANYTHING that will help me survive another 2 hours of him droning on about football, cars and his ex-relationship?"

"Do you have anything that would make him seem a lot more attractive?"

"Do you have ANYTHING, that would make him seem interesting?"

'What wine goes well with a limited expense account?'

'Chemists love it. It goes very well with most food additives we use.'

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"What wine goes best with a cheap date?"

'Which of your even-numbered wines do you recommend?'

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

"I'm very sorry, but you can't have the Chianti. White wine goes with poultry."

"We don't carry that wine, but it sure as hell won't stop us from recommending it as a great pairing with the veal."

Blue wine

'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"