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"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die'."
"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"
"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"
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"Hey buddy, you ever gonna order a drink, or what?"
'Do you have any coffee?'
Cocktails for dogs
'Would you like to start with a drink, a menu, or my gratuity.'
Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini
'I'll have a Bloody Mary.'
Things have changed since you were here last. For example, we all drink cosmos now.
"No, I wanted a mai tai."
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The Ol' Martini Hole
"I'll have a Mai Tie."
"We found a few barrels of stuff we didn't know we had."
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"Bar keep! Pour me another drunk!"
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"I told you shaken, not stirred."
'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'
"There you go, pal...one pink squirrel and a chaser."
Drinks same as table decoration
"Whatever he's having!"
'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'
'...We don't serve water at this bar.'
'This wine is liberal bordering on the reckless. Bring me something more capitalist.'
"Look, just tell me what you want."
'When I asked for a wine, I didn't mean complain about how much you're paid.'