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"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, cleaning, housecleaning, spring cleaning, purge, purges, purging, stuff, crap, material goods, fashion, clothes, clothing, minimalism, organising, organizing, unfair, one-sided, modern life
Not the target demographic
Tags:target demographic, target demographics, target, targets, demographic, demographics, aim, aiming, targeted, targeting, advertise, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, market, marketing, sale, sales, buy, sell, selling, commercial, commercials, tv, tvs, t.v., television, televisions, tv commercial, tv commercials, television commercial, television commercials, crap, stuff, hoard, hoards, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, too much stuff, enough, more than enough
"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."
Tags:poop, poops, droppings, business, businessmen, coworker, coworkers, accident, accidental, pooped, number two, feces, crap, toilet, toilets, toilet humour, toilet humor, what happens in vegas stays in vegas, what happens here stays here, confidential, secret, secretive, poop joke, poop jokes, weird, embarrassed, embarrassing, accident, accidents, toilet trained, toilet training, diaper, diapers, nappy, nappies
"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."
Tags:compete, competes, competing, internet, internet commerce, ecommerce, e-commerce, online retailer, online retailers, online retail, retailing, crap, stuff, buy, buys, buying, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, consumerist agenda, consumerist agendas, spend, spends, spending, spend money, spends money, competition, competitions, competing, compete, competes, seller, sellers, selling, online seller, online sellers
"The art lady came in and told me all people want is derivative crap."
Tags:art, artist, artists, artistry, derivative, sales, seller, sellers, bestseller, bestsellers, bestselling, best-seller, best-sellers, best-selling, popular, pop art, popularity, crap, lowest common denominator, compromise, compromises, comprosing, art teacher, art teachers, teacher, teachers, teaching, bitter, bitterness, garbage
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, purple prose, proust, fake, faked, crap, full of crap, pretend, impostor, hire, hired, date, dates
'You're loving this, aren't you?'
Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'
A cat reads an inscription on a mouse statue and thinks, "What crap!"
Tags:crap, cat, mice, statues, animals, pets, mental images, language, monuments, monuments, memorial, memorials, propaganda, propagandist, propagandists, cat, mouse, feline, felines, war, wars, war memorial, war memorials, inscription, inscriptions, bias, biased, political bias, political biases, statue, offend, offends, offensive
"And how long have you been feeling this way, Mr. Crapola?"
"Thanks, anyways. But I think I'm just gonna poop somewhere in the house tonight."
National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).
"I'd invite you in, but my crap is all over the place."
Tags:dog, dogs, crap, craps, crapping, poo, poop, poops, pooping, housebroken, housebreaking, mess, messes, messy apartment, messy apartments, messy flat, messy flats, date, dates, dating, single life, casual encounter, casual encounters, dog, dogs, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience training, obedience trainer, obedience trainers, obedience school, obedience schools, slob, slobs, slovenly
'I'd love to get a different job, but all I know is being an dung beetle.'
"My mother was right about you."
Motivational Business Course: Charm, Repetition, Acronyms, Pie Charts.
"Incorrect. It's spelled 'c-r-a-p'. The 'c' is silent."
"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"
"Excuse me, but I think there's been a mix-up."
"They're meant to be crap, right?"
'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'
Apology, nothing worth being nostalgic about