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'And this is the walk-in fireplace... I'd be careful with that.'
"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."
Tags:death, dead, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, mortician, morticians, embalmer, embalmers, make-shift, makeshift, selling, sell, seller, sellers, selling the house, property value, property values, real estate, real estate agency, real restate agencies, real estate agent, real estate agents, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, value, values, money, house, houses, home, homes, problem, problems, issue, issues
'I think we should make an offer on this house, what do you think?'
'Cut down your own tree $40' or 'Blast out your own tree $50'
Tags:tree, trees, cut, cutting, cutter, cutters, cuts, lumberjack, lumberjacks, blow up, blowing up, blows up, explode, exploding, exploded, explodes, blast, blasted, sell, seller, sellers, selling, sold, clever, unique, customer service, customer services, sale, sales, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Hi. I'm going house to house selling home security systems.'
Tags:rob, robs, robbing, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, sell, sells, selling, sold, seller, sellers, con, cons, conman, conmen, con man, con men, security, securities, security system, security systems, house, houses, home, homes, irony, ironic, scam, scams, scamming, scammed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Help! Sold Derivatives when I didn't even know what they were.
"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."
"Excuse me, sir—care to take a moment to check out my new clipboard? Ma'am? I just got a new clipboard. New clipboard, anyone? Anyone?"
Tags:clipboard, clipboards, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, street scene, street scenes, solicit, solicits, soliciting, solicitor, solicitors, solicitation, sell, sells, selling, seller, sellers, survey, surveys, surveying, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, irritating, irritate, irritates, stop people, stops people, stopping people, pedestrian, pedestrians
"Oh, good, they're in."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, for sale, sign, sign, signage, home, homes, house, houses, buying a home, buying a house, selling a house, selling a home, flood, flooding, flooded, buyer, buyers, seller, sellers, showing, showings, open house, open houses, viewing, viewings, boat, boats, rowboat, rowboats, rowing, bad luck, bad weather, natural disaster, natural disasters
All items slashed 20%!!
"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."
Tags:compete, competes, competing, internet, internet commerce, ecommerce, e-commerce, online retailer, online retailers, online retail, retailing, crap, stuff, buy, buys, buying, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, consumerist agenda, consumerist agendas, spend, spends, spending, spend money, spends money, competition, competitions, competing, compete, competes, seller, sellers, selling, online seller, online sellers
"The art lady came in and told me all people want is derivative crap."
Tags:art, artist, artists, artistry, derivative, sales, seller, sellers, bestseller, bestsellers, bestselling, best-seller, best-sellers, best-selling, popular, pop art, popularity, crap, lowest common denominator, compromise, compromises, comprosing, art teacher, art teachers, teacher, teachers, teaching, bitter, bitterness, garbage
"As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder."
Tags:cost-cutting, cost-cutting measure, cost-cutting measures, brick and mortar, bookstore, bookstores, book store, book stores, publisher, publishers, publishing, bad book, bad books, bad writer, bad writers, author, authors, writer, writers, writing, sales, seller, sellers, book sale, book sales, shredder, shredders, shredding, paper shredder, paper shredders, paper shredding
"Perhaps you'd care for a home medical encyclopedia that is a little less specific, sir."
Tags:encyclopedia, encyclopedias, home encyclopedia, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, door-to-door, sell, sells, selling, seller, sellers, medical, medical encyclopedia, symptom, symptoms, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, look up, looks up, looking up, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances
"We raised ninety-seven happy children in it and could let you have it for six hundred thousand."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, home, homes, house, houses, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, nest, nests, seller, sellers, selling a home, selling a house, sentimental value, selling, homeowner, homeowners, buying a house, buyer, buyers, negotiations, negotiating, price, prices, value
'Buy... sell... buy... sell... buy...'
Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.
What the Buyer and Seller Think.
"Take it from me, madam—the passing years can only add to the value of this Spiro T. Agnew standing hall clock."
Tags:spiro agnew, prediction, predictions, predicting, vice president, vice presidents, nixon, nixon administration, disgrace, disgraced, agnew, richard nixon, antique, antiques, clock, clocks, hall clock, hall clocks, tacky, tackiness, antiquing, value, values, swindle, swindles, swindling, con, cons, con artist, con artists, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, dishonest, dishonesty, seller, sellers
What it takes to be a leader.
For Sale, just to find the true value.
"My first choice, of course, is to solve things amicably."
Tags:gun, guns, gun control, firearm, firearms, firearm control, firearms regulation, firearms regulations, gun regulations, gun regulation, gun laws, firearm laws, weapon, weapons, law, regulation, regulations, gun store, gun stores, gun shop, gun shops, firearm store, firearm shop, firearm stores, firearm shops, seller, sellers, assault rifles, assault rifle, rifle, rifles, violent, violence, shopping, amicable, amicably, peaceful, peacefully, calm, calmly, gun violence, first choice, purchase, purchases, motive, motives, background check, background checks
'I've been able to change their answer from 'never' to 'when pigs fly'.'
'That's right...nothing but big chain...'
"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."