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"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."
"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"
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sommelier, sommeliers, wine list, wine lists, wine waiter, wine waiters, wine menu, wine menus, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, drinks menu, drinks menus, wine, wines, middle class, middle classes, middle-class, middle-classes, snob, snobs, class divide, recommendation, recommendations, class divides"The house of Chardonnay, sir - it's a young wine and a bit fruit forward."
"And don't try to pull the old 'good wine steward, bad wine steward' routine."
'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'
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beer, beers, wine, wines, sommelier, sommeliers, wine waiter, wine waiters, wine steward, wine stewards, wine recommendation, wine recommendations, recommendation, recommendations, beer drinker, wine drinker, wine menu, wine menus, snob, snobs, connoisseur, connoisseurs, snobbery, elitist, elitists, pleb, plebs"Do you have ANYTHING that will help me survive another 2 hours of him droning on about football, cars and his ex-relationship?"
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bad date, bad dates, first date, first dates, wine menu, wine menus, wine list, wine lists, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, bore, bores, boredom, drunk, driven to drink, wine, wines, date, dates, love life, looking for love"I can never remember...Is it white wine or red wine that goes best with children?"
"Investing in wine can be a perfectly sound strategy as part of your pension portfolio..."
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wine, wines, corked wine, corked wines, corks, bottles, drinkers, waiters, server, servers, restaurant, food, businesses, bistro, eatery, diner, dine, dining, waiter, serving, wine list, wine lists, wine menu, wine menus, connoisseur, date, dates, cork, bottle, drinker, drinking'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'
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breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, wine stain, wine stains, dump, dumps, dumped, dumping, wine, wines, wine menu, wine menus, wine steward, wine stewards, sommelier, sommeliers, drinks menu, drinks menus, sample, samples, date, dates'This wine is liberal bordering on the reckless. Bring me something more capitalist.'
'When I asked for a wine, I didn't mean complain about how much you're paid.'
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