Wine Menu Cartoons and Comics

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"

"May I suggest a wine and a filter setting?"

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"

"The house of Chardonnay, sir - it's a young wine and a bit fruit forward."

"And don't try to pull the old 'good wine steward, bad wine steward' routine."

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

'Your House Wines seem rather pricey - d'you have any Bungalow Wines?'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'Oh great. All we've got to eat are fish.'

"Can you recommend a wine that tastes like a good beer?"

"Do you have ANYTHING that will help me survive another 2 hours of him droning on about football, cars and his ex-relationship?"

"Do you have anything that would make him seem a lot more attractive?"

"I can never remember...Is it white wine or red wine that goes best with children?"

'Chemists love it. It goes very well with most food additives we use.'

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

'Which of your even-numbered wines do you recommend?'

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

'This wine is liberal bordering on the reckless. Bring me something more capitalist.'

'When I asked for a wine, I didn't mean complain about how much you're paid.'

'The wine should be done anytime now.'