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'Great idea, Pete!'
Tags:booth, tolls, expense, robbery, exact change, exact change lane, exact change lanes, highway, highways, toll booth, toll booths, toll road, toll roads, toll, tolls, driver, drivers, driving, fee, fees, high fee, high fees, robbery, legalized robbery, legalised robbery, exorbitant fee, exorbitant fees, expensive, expensive fee, expensive fees, mankoff
"Sure you can see Mr. Donaldson; just cross my palm with silver."
Tags:receptionist, receptionists, business meeting, business meetings, bribe, bribes, bribery, making the most, expense, expensive, inaccessible, inaccessibility, gatekeeper, gatekeepers, the gatekeeper, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, cross my palm, cross my palm with silver
'It's my car now, but as soon as it's fixed, it'll be my daughter's again.'
"It says in lieu of gifts, we should not show up."
Tags:gift, gifts, present, presents, wedding, weddings, wedding day, wedding days, wedding night, wedding nights, wedding gift, wedding gifts, wedding present, wedding presents, wedding invite, wedding invitation, wedding invitations, rude, rudeness, expense, expensive, big wedding, big weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies
'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'
'It's a medical bill for $25,000 from Jimmy.'
'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'
'Graduating with a total college loan debt of $120,000, Marissa Kulver...'
"I dreamed last night that we two-hundred-dollared Mr. Ferguson to death."
"How the hell do I afford to do this?"
"I love travel - it's so much fun to spend money in a different place."
"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."
'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'
Important balloons, $30.
Tags:balloon, balloons, salesman, salesperson, salespeople, market, markets, marketing, marketing gimmick, marketing gimmick, conspicuous consumption, nepotism, trust fund, trust funds, trust fund baby, trust fund babies, vendor, vendors, consumerism, consumerist, overprice, overpriced, overpricing, costly, expensive, expense, expenses
'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'
'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'
The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,
Tags:insurance, insurances, giant, giants, battle, battles, battling, fight, fights, fighter, fighters, company, companies, expense, expenses, expensive, ironic, irony, ironically, cost, costing, costs, frog, frogs, bird, birds, monster, monsters, gigantic, damage, damages, destroy, destroys, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'
"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."
Tags:aztec, aztecs, ancient aztecs, human sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrificial, father, fathers, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, college, college fees, college tuition, tuition fees, university, universities, college costs, son, sons, tuition, rising cost, rising costs, expense, expenses, expensive, god, gods, fee, fees, inflation, education, degree, degrees, parent, parents, parenting
"I'm not unwilling to take risks. I'd just like them to be at someone else's expense."
"The utility bills for my secret other life are going through the roof."
Tags:second family, second families, cheat, cheater, cheaters, unfaithfulness, infidelity, affair, affairs, extramarital, extramarital affairs, two timer, two timers, two timing, bill, bills, paying the bills, expense, expenses, expensive, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, utilities, utility bill, utility bills, secret life, secret lives
Itemicia: The muse of itemized deductions