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'And here's Ted with his, always accurate, post-market predictions.'
'It's a market vane. It helps me keep track of the trade winds.'
"Anthony Houserman, I've found, is a fairly reliable barometer of the market."
'Tech's working on it to also predict, future market regulations.'
'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'
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'In a dramatic reversal, economists now believe that leading economic indicators are now lagging economic indicators.'
"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark
'Here's a rundown of today's stock prices...citizen uprisings...paradigm shifts...'
'But MOM, our success depends on following the dictates of the marketplace, and the marketplace is dictating gin and tonics!'
Shellfish seller changes sales pitch.
'There's been a slight devaluation.'
"The market is over its character limit."
"And it appears brutal honesty still has a place in this market."
Mortgage Broker - 'I can't foresee any problems with your loan, Mr Davis.'
"I once had a firm foothold in reality, but I found that it seriously undermined my ability to function as a financial market analyst."
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"I've been told that we need to take a more 'creative' approach to the difficult market."
"Global stocks shot up on news Trump has 'Twitter-block!'"
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"For some reason, I'm always down when the market is up."
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'As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics.'
"Stocks closed lower on the news that highs and lows are states of mind related to opiods addiction."
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'Always remember, the invisible hand of the marketplace is ambidextrous, it can come at you from either side.'
'Oh yes, the market may fall, but trust me, we always land on our feet.'