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Customer: 'I've got a complaint. This laptop doesn't fit my lap!'
"This one's too hard to type on while I'm driving."
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"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."
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'What seems to be the problem?'
Complaints and Gratitude.
'I have a complaint about my bill.'
'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'
'Waiter, there's a Herr in my soup.'
"It's fancy-schmantzy. I just wanted fancy."
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"Can't you do anything about this sunlight?"
File this one as well will you Geoff...
'What are you complaining about? You washed it, it went.'
'I know we asked for a room with running water,but...'
Soup's just fine.
'For the wrong department: Press one. . . for a patronizing excuse: Press two. . .'
"I knew that would happen with United Airlines! The little light above your seat says: 'Don't get too comfortable!'"
'Your job will be to stand in there and say 'So what?''
'Can I see the whine list?'
'Is that Windows To The Soul Ltd? A word, if I may, about your restoration work...'
'I don't think he appreciated your comment about the lack of seasoning.'
'What's this about the food tasting funny?'
'Is it supposed to do that?'
"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."
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'I couldn't afford a physical but the TSA guy at the airport seemed to think I was fine.'
"Several of our clients have complained about your aggressive sales techniques Hazelwood."