Wine Connoisseur Cartoons and Comics

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Beginning and End of Wine Class

"I had a hell a time choosing which wine went with your unrealistic expectation of me."

"Our best-rated over 700 in both Math and Verbal."

"This wine is excellent paired with exhaust fumes.''

"Drinking is just part of what I do."

"I hear he turned water int wine, but it was a rather poor-quality Mesopotamian Cabernet."

"If it's really his private reserve, what's it doing for sale?"

"Perfect. Kate and Eli are suckers for bold graphics."

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

"I make it myself!"

"Our house wine is abominable."

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

"I'm getting a lot of negativity in this one – is it French?"

"The house of Chardonnay, sir - it's a young wine and a bit fruit forward."

"Sure, they drank it - but did they get it?"

"Hey, Johnny—am I nuts, or does this have a hint of oak?"

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

'I was hoping for something a little less dry...'

"I broke out that wine we were saving for that day that never comes."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."