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"You flatter me, it's just a few former seals and special-op guys. Hardly a private army."
Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic
"You know, if she weren't part of a well-regulated militia I'd be a little nervous."
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"It's Bob and Margaret from down the hall. They're starting the fourteenth floor militia. Do we want to join?
"If your guys aren't going to show, let's just call it a day."
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"For a militia, he's not very well regulated."
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"Here we have the ultimate in civilized weaponry - a gun that refuses to fire except in the hands of a duly accredited member of a well-regulated militia."
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"A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, we need cheap, available handguns."
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'Didn't you check our blog post, mildred? We're not a knitting circle anymore. We're a neighborhood militia.'
"If you must know, I'm not West Point – I'm home-schooled."
"I'm sorry, but this is the home base for the moderate rebel faction. You want the fundamentalist guerrilla organization, which is over on Elm Street."
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"Mind if I turn my hearing aid down?"
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"Sorry - I'm out of ice."
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"Well, Hector, while you were away on vacation, we decided to change Casual Dress Fridays to Militia Fridays."
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'Cheer up, son. Life is just a bowl of hand grenades!'
'Remember, this is only a temp position.'
'Welcome to the Republican Cafe. Can I get you the 'hissy fit of the day?''
Oregon Wildlife Sanctuary and Public Opinion.
Minutemen in training.