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"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
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"A gentleman would offer his seat."
Tags:old lady, old ladies, old woman, old women, concert, concerts, performance, performer, performers, piano, pianist, pianists, music, musician, musicians, stage, stages, theatre, manners, gentlemen, gentleman, etiquette, chivalry, chivalrous, interruption, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, o.a.p., o.a.p.s, good manners, bad manners
The amazing fountain of however old you happen to be.
"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"
"Let's swap some cats today."
"Well, I think I'm just going to hang tight until spring."
Tags:spring, springs, seasons, season, winter, winters, hang tight, hang on, hanging tight, hanging on, keep going, keeping going, dog, dogs, old dog, old dogs, old lady, old ladies, new york, new york city, i heart new york, i love new york, ny, depressing, depressing life, depressing lives, sparse room, poverty, poor, sparsely decorated, bare, bare room, old age
Self Absorbed Christmas Tree
A winged boy scout carries an old lady across the road
"I see the new dentures are still making you spit a little, Gramma."
"We don't talk about the age thing."
"I believe the old lady was ahead of you."
"I was grinding out barnyards and farmhouses and cows in the meadows, and then, suddenly, I figured to hell with it."
"She was a sweet old lady whose kids never called."
Tags:disinherit, disinheriting, disinherited, heir, heirs, inheritance, animal heir, animal heirs, pet heir, pet heirs, heirloom, heirlooms, family fortune, family fortunes, fortune, fortunes, pet, pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, wealth, neglect, kid, kids, old lady, old ladies, will, wills, last will and testimony
This seat reserved for little old Jewish ladies with shopping bags and plastic rainhats
Tags:old age, old people, old person, old lady, old ladies, public transportation, public transport, public transit, bus, busses, train, trains, grandmothers, grandma, grandmas, grannies, elder, elderly, disabled seating, jew, jews, jewish, judaism, religion, religions, religious, stereotype, stereotypes
'How much were you thinking of borrowing, dear?'
60's GoGo Girl...Past/60's GoGo Girl...Present.
"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."
How aging affects drug use...'You're on drugs, aren't you?' 'You're off your meds, aren't you?'
"May I represent you across the street?"
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, represent, representing, representation, legal representation, legal representative.legal representative, old lady, old ladies, elderly lady, elderly ladies, old woman, old women, elderly women, elderly woman, little old lady, cross the street, crossing the street, cross the road, crossing the road, little old lady crossing the road, help, assist, vulnerable, vulnerability, vulnerable person, vulnerable people, take advantage, taking advantage, client, clients, malpractice, malpractices
An old lady tries to flatten Spiderman with a fly swatter
'How will this affect my inheritance?'
"See that man sitting right over there? He gives me fever."
'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'
'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'