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"You serve an inferior wine, Ted, but you have a nice view of Peconic Bay."
"You always think this is going to be the sconce that change everything for you."
'Sorry we have to let you go, Bob, but it's just a matter of budget priorities.'
"It's going to be interesting to see what happens to my middle-class values."
'We <html> <head> <body> <div class='main'> <ul>... In class today.'
"I wish my life were as exciting as those movies!"
"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"
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"Celebrity homicide. How may we help you?"
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Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture
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"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."
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"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."
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I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.
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"I want my life catered."
"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."
"This wouldn't be so bad if they'd pipe in some jazz."
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"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
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"Then ask yourselves, 'Do we really need all this luxury?'And your answer, of course, is 'Yes!'"
The More She LEans To Touch Her Toes, The Further Away They Get
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'At least I don't have his life.'
"And that's my tomb."
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"While you've been out tormenting your bodies, I've been enjoying an active and satisfying gastric life."
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'How much longer do I have before I have to change to a healthy lifestyle?'
"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."
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"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."
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