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"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
Tags:date, dates, dating, carry, carries, carrying, jane, swing, swings, swinging, heavy, heaviness, lift, lifts, lifting, arm, arms, complain, complains, complaining, carry, carries, carrying, heavy load, heavy loads, heavy lifting, complaint, complaints, swing from tree to tree, swinging from tree to tree, pain, pains, painful, tire, tires, tiring, tired out, tuckered out, exhausted, exhaustion, exhaust, exhausting
"It's dislocated, alright."
'And you say you check your e-mail on average three or four hundred times a day?'
Tags:doctor, doctors, arm, arms, build up, builds up, muscle, muscles, grow, growth, growths, abnormal, unusual, e-mail, e-mails, email, emails, e mail, e mails, electronic, electronics, mail, mails, check, checks, checking, checker, checkers, excess, excessive, overuse, overused, overuses, close to home
A Hind-style god with many arms drives a car while doing many other things such as smoking, drinking a coffee, and talking on a mobile phone.
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, multitasking, multi-tasking, multitasker, multitaskers, multi-tasker, multi-taskers, religion, religious, god, gods, goddess, goddesses, hinduism, arm, arms, woman, women, smoking, drinking, talking on the phone, modern life
'Why don't you hail a cab? You always seem to have better luck than me.'
The More She LEans To Touch Her Toes, The Further Away They Get
Tags:toes, toe, flexible, flexibility, reach, reaching, reaches, yoga, yogi, exercise, exercising, exercised, arm, arms, touch your toes, mat, mats, bend, bending, stretch, stretches, stretching, stretched, feeling, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, image, image, age, ageing, aged, ages, growing, growing old, mid life, middle age, middle aged, healthy, lifestyle, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes
'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, basketball, basketballs, hoop, hoops, slam, slams, dunk, dunks, arm, arms, short, shorts, t-rex, tyrannosaurus rex, tyrannosaurus, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, triceratops, ball, shoot, shoots, shooter, shooters, shooting, attack, attacks, attackers, goal, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, cave, caves, cave painting, cave paintings, art, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, artwork, tattoo, tattoos, tattoo artist, tattoo artists, tattoo shop, tattoo shops, tattoo parlor, tattoo parlors, tattoo parlour, tattoo parlours, tattoo store, tattoo stores, tattooist, tattooists, tattooing, tattooed, tats, tat, arm, arms, bison, invention, inventions, innovation, innovative, creative, new idea
"And this tattoo is an old English proverb."
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, tattooing, tattooed, bad tattoos, bad tattoo, arm, arms, chinese, japanese, korea, china, japan, korea, asia, asian, character, characters, symbol, symbols, kanji, pagoda, design, english, language, languages, foreign language, foreign languages, meaning, meanings, proverb, proverbs, role reversal, reversed roles, cultural appropriation, stereotype, stereotypes
Trapped in the worst blind date of his life, John Glynn tries to chew his arm off at the shoulder.
Tags:date, dates, dating, dated, dater, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, arm, arms, shoulder, shoulders, bite, bites, biting, bitten, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, desperate, desperation, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, bad date, bad dates, worst date, worst dates, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Eileen, it says on your resume that you are good at multi-tasking. Can you elaborate on that for me?
Perry became painfully aware of just how dangerous bald tires can be.
Tags:tire, tires, tyre, tyres, wheel, wheels, rogaine, bald, balding, smooth, smoothing, slick, slicks, rob, robs, robbing, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, danger, dangerous, pain, pains, painful, painfully, gun, guns, shoot, shots, arm, armed, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Careful now. It's fragile."
Tags:sculptor, sculpt, sculpture, sculptures, art, arts, classic, classics, classical art, art history, theory, theories, museum, greek, greeks, grecian, style, styles, arm, arms, clumsy, break, broken, breaking, breakage, damage, damaged, fragile, drop, dropped, antioch, alexandros, aphrodite, milos, venus de milo, historical
"At this point, we know it's addictive."
Tags:laboratory, laboratories, lab, labs, testing, test, tests, experimenting, experiment, experiments, animal testing, animal, animals, mice, mouse, rat, rats, lab rats, lab rats, arms, arm, outstretched, waiting, wait, science, scientist, scientists, experimenter, experimenters, drug, medicine, medicines, medical, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, addictive, addiction, addictions, addict, addicts, drug testing, medical testing, medical experiments, big pharma, cage, cages
"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."
Tags:evolution, evolve, evolved, evolves, science, scientific, sciences, biology, biological, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, scientifically, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, dinosaur, dinosaurs, t rex, tyrannosaur, tyrannosaurus rex, tyrannosaurus-rex, air guitar, arm, arms
"For my next encore, I would like to play another piece written specially for me."
'You're a selfish b***ard, Lewis! Those stem-cell lines were meant for people who've LOST an organ!'
'You left your turn signal on.'
"I slipped on a bar of soap in the bathtub, and my gun went off."
'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'
Arm Surplus Store
Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock
Tags:clock, clocks, innovation, use what you have, use what you got, if you've got it use it, hands, hands of the clock, time, times, medieval, medieval punishment, punished, punishing, stocks, in the stocks, pillory, arms, arm, visual gag, visual joke, numeral, numerals, bad job, bad jobs, murphy's law, murphys law, sods law, sod's law, criminal, criminals, criminal punishment, feudal, feudalism, public, public display
Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.