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"Nobody wants to join the club scouts."
"I quit the NRA and joined a bunch of guys with harpoons."
"I believe it was called 'cursive'."
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"And if you join our rewards program, you'll also get a nice little pat on the head."
"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"
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'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'
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"I'd love to be party of the big show in the Gulf, but they tell me they need lawyers right here at home."
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"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"
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"I want us to get in on the ground floor of the next bandwagon."
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"I'm afraid that if I share my vulnerabilities they become part of the public domain."
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Sausage Links Factory.
'Next Bandwagon Arrives At... 11:00 AM'
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'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'
"We're trying to decide which new church to join. So tell me, do you wear boxers or briefs?"
"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
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"Basically, I seem myself coming aboard this team as a kind of Lloyd Bentsen figure."
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JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'
'As far as I'm concerned, the only thing this merger has going for it is the approval of the S.E.C.'
Balkans enter the EU.
'You want to join our Christmas Club? -- I'll have to see your baptismal certificate.'
'Do we want to join the European Union?'
"I'd like to welcome you all to the procrastinators club. I move we defer the reading of the minutes of the last meeting until our next meeting...which has been postponed!"
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'Stu and I joined the Adopt-A-Highway program.'
'A word of advice, Kowalski. Avoid using the term 'cannon-fodder.'
'Mommy, you'll never guess what. My hi-tech start-up just merged with a Fortune 500 company.'