Plump Cartoons and Comics

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

' Then he had the nerve to say he likes plump women!'

'You're not fat, Dear, you're Rebenesque!'

Overweight Man Crashes Through Ceiling

'I like my women like I like my sofas; stylish & very well upholstered.'

"This is Professor McPhee, sir -- he wants to start a 'plump studies' department."

"Hold yer horses - that's never your waist!"

The Sugar Plump Fairy

"Do these stilts make me look thinner."

'What happened to you?'

"This is my new boyfriend - Does he make me look thinner?"

It's not that I don't think my owner is a REAL GREAT GUY, or anything...It's just that, well...I AM a Pit Bull you know, and he has been looking rather PLUMP lately...'

'Ya know, some nutritionists say that being pleasantly plump is REAL healthy!'

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

'Look dear, there's no way you'd fit, er, get tossed through that porthole even WITHOUT your lifebelt on!'

'Then he had the nerve to say he likes plump women!'

'See that's what annoys me! They sit there all nice and plump now, but in a few weeks it'll be just a worthless pile of bones that rolls into the water.'

Overeaters Anonymous Meeting - Hot dog stand by door.

Reverse Town Dress

'I'm not fat - just short for my weight!'

Broadband developments

'My dad isn't much of a role model but he can really model rolls!'

"Wassamatter - never seen a woman with a fuller figure before?"